#auscan

[billowingangel]

Hairbrained Halloween Hijinks

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Pairing Austria/Canada Summary: America's Halloween party is not going great for Canada, he is extremely bored and annoyed that no one's noticed him. But of course he gets noticed by a clingy chucklehead. Warnings: Drunk people and sex toys and both are out of character Written for aphfanficwriters Halloween Prompt

Divider by @kgymz

[nerd2614]

Person A: You smell like macaroni

Person B: *Raised eyebrow*

Person A: Like, specifically kraft macaroni

Person B: *Deadpan look*

Person A: Hey! I didn't say it was a bad smell

Person B: *Soft shake of head*

Person A: *Giggles*

[hetalia-text-messages]

Canada would’ve answered but he was too busy screaming into his hands like a teenage girl.

This is referencing the fact that I don’t exactly know HOW to play the piano, I only know how to play the first few notes of The Scientist and Soldier of Love just by figuring it out on my own. I learned them in the crisis center and played for people sometimes.

[alexafrantasy]

Guess that Madeline forget about something, when she invited her “bro”

[hetalia-wallpaper-edits]

Sorry it looks so crappy. I just wanted to try a different way in making my wallpapers, but it didn't turn out so well. Made by me. If you use, please like or reblog.

[saltyssketch-blog]

this ship -

[meanwhile-in-hetalia]

Meanwhile, in AusCan

Canada: Stop buying stupid things!

Australia: Ok.

-Later-

Canada: What the FUCK?

[Dog walks by in tuxedo]

Australia: He's getting married, Matt.

[hetalia-text-messages]

Dude I’ve been wanting to do this ship for so long you don’t understand

Land der Berge, Land am Strome is Austria’s national anthem.