#austinpierce

[aubreyprice-blog]

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Aubrey: You are the worst husband ever.

[aubreyprice-blog]

TEXT: You're going to make me mentally suffer? You'd do that to me, Price? Bringing you coffee is easy, but making you pancakes... I hope you realize I've only stepped into a kitchen four to five times before my entire life.

TEXT: Don’t act so surprised. Alright, you bring coffee, and I will make pancakes. Whether or not you get any pancakes depends on whether you remember my usual coffee order. Good luck, Hubby. Ain’t married life beautiful? ;)

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TEXT: Please, you were going to hit me whether or not you have permission. I'm just requesting that you stay away from my face. What do I have to do to get back on your good graces, then, Wifey?

TEXT: I would never hit you. I prefer to make people suffer mentally rather than physically. You should know me better, Hubby.

TEXT: I’m not sure what could ever make me forgive you entirely, but bringing me coffee and making me pancakes is a good start.