"Then what is the . . . oh my God," Sam says. "You didn't get cursed into dating women. You got cursed into dating me."
"I what?"
"So when you kept ordering for me and taking my coat and—I'm not a woman, Dean!"
"I know you're not a woman, you're my brother!" Dean clamps his mouth shut.
It's too late: the whole restaurant's already staring. Sam bangs his head against the back of the booth, then flags down a waiter. "Check, please."
Treat her like a lady by causeway
Sam/Dean
Mature
Canon compliant
Cursed!Dean, freaked!Sam, accidental relationship, pining
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