#author:derrumtreiber

[krabraccoon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski/Derek Hale Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut, Rimming, Knotting, Double Penetration, Double Anal Penetration, Partial Shift Sex Summary:

“Derek?” Stiles squeaks.

“Yeah?” It sounds like there’s not much air left in Derek’s lungs.

“When Deaton said come together, do you think he meant…”

“Whatever you’re about to say,” Derek punches out in a rare moment of elocution. “Please don’t.”

~*~

Or, the one where Derek gets cursed, suddenly there are two Dereks, and the only way to get them back together is through the magical powers of Stiles' ass.

[krabraccoon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Isaac Lahey Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Pack Mom Stiles Stilinski, Werewolves Shouldn't Eat Chocolate, First Kiss Summary:

From the floor, Derek groans out something that almost sounds like words.

“What was that, Mr. Sick Puppy? Your advice, as always, is indispensable, Stiles? Thank you for saving me from myself, Stiles?”

“I think,” Isaac chimes in. “He said ‘Don’t call Deaton’.”

~*~

Or, the one where Derek gets high, gets the munchies, and gets into something he shouldn't.

[krabraccoon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson Additional Tags: Accidental Identity Reveal, Texting, Sexting, Phone Sex, Humor, peter is in grad school, Wade actually remembers phone numbers, peter parker's size kink, Size Kink, neither of them have very much chill, Age Difference, Wade really wants to be a sugar daddy, Peter ain't havin that tho, Sex Tape, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, uh... hot doggin' I guess Series: Part 2 of TFLN Shorties Summary:

"Oh my God. I told you my name. I told you my name. Oh God." It's lucky the alley by the coffee shop is empty, because Peter is about to hyperventilate. "Well yeah, technically you did, sure. But you really think I found your address and real phone number and didn't manage to catch your name, too?" Oh yeah, there's the panic attack. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wade accidentally reveals that he knows more about Peter than he's let on, and decides tit for tat will make them even. Once Peter catches on, he makes sure he gets what he's properly owed (in his own awkward way).

[krabraccoon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Sheriff Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Stiles is home on summer break, Deputy Derek Hale, Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things, Pixies are Assholes, even when they're being nice Series: Part 4 of TFLN Shorties Summary:

“– with a ticket taped to your head! You’re damn lucky Derek didn’t enter this into the system, Stiles. People end up on lists for this sort of thing!”

Stiles reaches up and pats at his cheeks. Huh, yeah. Look at that. There is a ticket there, stuck just below his left temple with a single piece of scotch tape. He’s probably lucky it wasn’t stapled there, instead.

He peels it off and holds it above his face.

“Found nude in tree,” he reads aloud. “Huh.”

~*~*~

Or, the one where Derek does a favor for some pixies, and Stiles pays the price.

[krabraccoon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Lydia Martin Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Pet Names, Fake/Pretend Relationship, for like an hour, Derek Hale doesn't understand how to respond to nice things, oblivious idiots, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, First Time, Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things, Soft boys being soft, Bottom Derek Hale/Top Stiles Stilinski Summary:

Scott huffs, like it pains him to say whatever is about to come out of his mouth. “It’s just… whenever you bring up the boyfriend thing. He gets this… smell.” It can’t be a good smell, with the way Scott’s face looks.

“A smell. Like, what kind of a smell are we talking, here?”

“Like longing,” Scott grits out, and oh.

~*~*~

Or, the one where Stiles calls Derek baby, and Derek likes it a little too much

[krabraccoon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Banter, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Wade Wilson is a Good Bro, First Time, the way to Peters heart is tacos and dick, peter is in grad school, Wade is a smooth criminal Series: Part 1 of TFLN Shorties Summary:

"Tell me you meant to hit him with that end," Peter hisses, shooting a web at the unconscious body with one hand, rubbing his temples in frustration with the other.   "Uh, I meant to hit him with that end?" Wade sings out, innocently. "But back to more important matters! Little spider wants a bone, but none of the nonnys on Grindr will mask up, huh? Ain't you got a super immune system to go with that super strength and super tight tush?"

  ~*~*~*~*~

Based on the following tfln:

"You fucked him, didn't you?"

"He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative COVID test. Of course I fucked him. I'm just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!"

[krabraccoon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Identity Reveal, Christmas Fluff, Peter Parker is bad at plans, Peter and Wade are two sides of the same coin, Wade is a huge troll Summary:

“This some kind of a sick joke, Petey? You and- you and him, you fuckin’ with me? You get dragged along for the ride? ‘Cause it’s a little late to tell you now, but I am not one-hundo-p put together in the attic, if you catch my drift, and, Sweetheart,” Wade steps in close enough that Peter can feel his breath through the leather, warm on Peter’s cheek. “I like to play with my food before I eat it.”

Oops, this is not going how Peter planned, though he is totally coming back to this fantasy later when he’s alone.

Plan B, then. ~~~~~~~~~ Wherein Peter is very bad at this whole "identity reveal" thing, and equally bad at Christmas, but all's well that ends well.

[krabraccoon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Drunken Shenanigans, Peter does not believe in safe science, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, no actual spiders were harmed, ambiguous canon, Accidental Identity Reveal, First Time Series: Part 2 of Spidey Bingos 2021 Summary:

“Alright, so let me see if I’ve got this straight,” Wade says to the room.

Spidey slumps in his hospital bed, knees pulled to his chest so he can hide his face in them.

“In honor of our very own Webhead’s TWENTY FIRST birthday, he spent the past week formulating a.. drug… thing to temporarily slow the roll of his radioactive alcohol tolerance. And since he didn’t tell anyone about it,” Wade continues as all eyes turn to Spidey, who cringes despite not being able to see. “No one thought to look for him until he was caught fishing dirty spandex out of a dumpster so he could, and I quote, ‘pretend to be Spider-Man.’”

~*~*~*~

Or, the one where Peter tries to get drunk, fails, embarrasses himself, successfully gets drunk, and winds up on Wade's dick (in that order).