Finders Keepers
“You can’t just steal people!” Starscream shrieked, barely resisting the urge to drag his fingers down his face in frustration.
Jazz just cackled, arms slung around Skywarp’s neck as the seeker held him in the crook of his arm. “Yes, I can! Finders keepers!”
“Aaaagghh! Megatron! Do something about this!”
Megatron looked over, optics set to maximum glare but unfortunately both Jazz and Skywarp were immune. Sighing at the twin smug grins, he rolled his optics and looked at Orion to fix it. The Autobot leader shrugged.
“He has a point. Finders keepers.”
With another, albeit deeper, sigh, Megatron pointed a stern finger at Skywarp. “You will show up for your shift tomorrow and I won’t hear any excuses concerning Autobot and parties.”
“But I’m kidnapped right now!” The mech pouted. “What if I can’t escape by then?” Everyone ignored Starscream’s sudden bout of hissing as Megatron turned away with a final warning.
“No excuses.”
Jazz leaned up to mock-whisper in Skywarp’s audio loud enough to be heard by everyone. “The trick to it, is to convince the Boss to kidnap Megs by tomorrow so he’ll be too preoccupied to realize you’re not at your job.”
All optics flickered to Orion’s suddenly innocent expression. Megatron gave him a warning glare. Smiling, Orion shrugged. “Finders keepers.”