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And I will send 500 memes

and I will send 500 more

just to be the guy who sent 1000 memes

and man door hand hook car door

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[m4rcellinos]

The year is 2030, you sit down at a McDonald’s and order from the secret menu, getting the McXL. A huge dildo is served to you with three monopoly cards attached to the shaft. You peel them off. You got a free McFlurry.

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real image of my last 2 brain cells deciding between stressed or desserts

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My cat really likes playing with straws. His little eyes would light up if he saw a straw when we stole one from McDonalds and brought it home. Now he’s 2 years old and he’s allowed to go outside. He’s never once caught a bird or rat, despite there being plenty of cat-sized birds living next door, but instead, he hunts worms. We recently realized he likes them because they are live, wiggly straws.

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A brief summary of why I haven’t been posting art recently