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My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)
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How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor
I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair
Remember
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ling goes apeshit in the mindscape.mp4
The year is 2030, you sit down at a McDonaldâs and order from the secret menu, getting the McXL. A huge dildo is served to you with three monopoly cards attached to the shaft. You peel them off. You got a free McFlurry.
Anti wolf heck collar
âThe purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dogâs throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.â
âAnd what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?â sneered the wolf.
âFree food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,â replied the herding dog.
I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.
I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesnât need armor
Theyâre also what I like to describe as âfuck youâ big
you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dogÂ
they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.
All I see are Good Pupps.Â
I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with âTimeâ so he started calling himself Time.
I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me âNothingâs set in stone, but theyâre set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much itâll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.â
THST DREAM IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SONETHING BRO
In case youâre wondering how smart rats can be, and if Ratatouille is real, then allow me to share this story: I once had two rats, River and Chell, both rescued from a laboratory as babies. Chell was whip-smart and liked to ride around on my shoulders as I walked around the apartment. She would recognize places she wanted to go, such as her cage or the sofa, and I would raise my arm up to let her run across to her objective. She quickly cottoned on to this and, in an entirely self-taught behavior, would run to one of my shoulders or another and tug on my sleeve, to signal me to raise my arm in the direction she wanted. In this manner she was able to steer me around the apartment and would frequently use me as a taxi instead of walking herself. She then taught her sister how to do it too.
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks