Bitches always say they want a weird boyfriend until they don’t understand where he’s been and he tells that he’s been binging DND podcast for 17 hours.
Bitches always say they want a weird boyfriend until he sends 25 pictures of a cricket that he caught, and describes every single step that he took to figure out the classification of the cricket.
Bitches always say they want a weird boyfriend until he sends you cryptic messages at 3am when you’re asleep and doesn’t answer for hours after you answer.
Bitches always say they want a weird boyfriend until he plays Minecraft for at least two hours per every other day.
Bitches always say they want a weird boyfriend until he schedule cannot change even for you.
Bitches always say they want a weird boyfriend until he dedicates a whole day to making a giant cardboard robot replica of Voltron and expects you to help him decorate it.
Bitches always say they want a weird boyfriend until he cries because no one has watched his favorite dnd podcast that was released coming on ten years ago now and is super long so he has no one to talk to about it.
Bitches always say they want a weird boyfriend until he surprises you with a 10-page handwritten letter explaining his favorite undertale au and why it's the best.
Bitches always say they want a weird boyfriend until he spends hours obsessing over elaborate fantheories and writing fanfic for his favorite show which was discontinued years ago.
Bitches always say they want a weird boyfriend until he starts a blog about his love for obscure DND cartoons.