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“I know. I know how you see yourself, Dean. You see yourself the same way our enemies see you. You're destructive and you're angry and you're broken. You're... daddy's blunt instrument. And you think that hate and anger, that's... what drives you, that's what you are. It's not. Anf everyone who knows you sees it. Everything you have ever done, the good and the bad, you have done for love. You raised your little brother for love, you fought for this whole world, for love. That is who you are. You're the most caring man on earth, you are the most selfless... Loving human being I will ever know. You know ever since we met, and ever since I pulled you out of hell, knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I care about you, I cared about Sam and about Jack but I cared about the whole world because of you. You changed me, Dean.”
“You're right. I was just screwing with you. Pretty good, though, Sam. Smart. Let me tell you, whoever said Dean was the dysfunctional one has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands. Holy Full Metal Jacket.”
“I suppose if you want to impress the ladies. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Really wasted that crossroads deal. In fact, you get more if you phrase it properly. So, I took the liberty of adding a teeny sub-a clause on your behalf. What can I say? I'm an altruist. Just gonna sit there?”
“When we escaped the cage, and you could’ve returned to heaven, but you chose to stay with me was that because you’re in love with me? Between me and my brother who do you enjoy being inside of more?”
