Okay-
So in my music class, we have a mascot (its a rat named Marty), and my teacher a few years back went on a sPREE of buying like every rat plush from that brand on eBay since they went out of business in the 80’s or 90’s or something and, not gonna lie here, but we have like, 20 or 30 rat plushies and my teacher decided “kahoot solves everything” and the naming of the 30 or so rat plushies begins, and there are these 2, they’re like, parents of the OG rat plushie or something, and this kid, this absolutely lEGEND, names them...
Crusty, and Crunchy. Fucking, CRUSTY AND CRUNCHY
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