#this slayed me

[screencapsoffunhaus]

[okie-loki-artichoki]

‘S Geralt’s dick

👀

[anewbeginningagain]

[coffin-flop]

your brand is being the only person I've ever met who isn't a cishet white dude who likes catcher in the rye

lmao listen it hit me hard in my teenage years and I'm not turning back in that lil mentally ill teenager who just Needed to be seen, ya know???

ps I still have the lighter and it seems to be slowly dying finally 💔 I use it to light my incense at night

[thisonesforkawoshin]

Okay-

So in my music class, we have a mascot (its a rat named Marty), and my teacher a few years back went on a sPREE of buying like every rat plush from that brand on eBay since they went out of business in the 80’s or 90’s or something and, not gonna lie here, but we have like, 20 or 30 rat plushies and my teacher decided “kahoot solves everything” and the naming of the 30 or so rat plushies begins, and there are these 2, they’re like, parents of the OG rat plushie or something, and this kid, this absolutely lEGEND, names them...

Crusty, and Crunchy. Fucking, CRUSTY AND CRUNCHY

I-

Im-

I Just-

[ughseoks-main]

when she calls me sweet DaaAaaAAaaADDY

thanks a lot, @minnie-marvel 

[adamblessdriver]

31 Days of Adam Driver

Day 29 of 31: Favorite Adam Sackler Moment - S6E06 Bed’s Getting Cold

[cosleia]

You know, I don’t think that patricide is all that it’s cracked up to be.

Adam Driver