Jul 23, 2019
Kaj: your mama’s so fat-
Calder: we’re twins, Kaj
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Kaj: your mama’s so fat-
Calder: we’re twins, Kaj
Xia, chasing Theron with a knife: READY TO FUCKING DIE???
Theron, clearly terrified: IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME
Vasilia: Sorry we’re late. We were a little busy.
Theron, barging into the room angrily: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Theron: going to plan B?
Xia: technically this would be plan G.
Theron: how many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?
Xia: yeah. You die in plan M.
Vasilia, from the background: can we please do plan M?
Theron: We’re surrounded!
Xia: Great, we can attack in any direction now
Theron, spreading his arms: fear me, for I am a nacom,
Vasilia: *runs towards him with a banana*
Theron, running away: HELP MEEEEEEEE
Me, dancing with Calder: *sings along* all I want for Christmas...
Me: *gets spun* is...
Me, dropping to my knees away from Cal as I take in the beauty that is The Blue Jay: YOUUUUUUUUUU
Cal: *cries*