Jul 23, 2019
Kaj: your mama’s so fat-
Calder: we’re twins, Kaj
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Chile
seen from Switzerland
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Portugal
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Ukraine
seen from Germany
seen from Mexico
seen from Denmark
seen from United States
seen from Iraq
seen from Uzbekistan
Kaj: your mama’s so fat-
Calder: we’re twins, Kaj
Xia, chasing Theron with a knife: READY TO FUCKING DIE???
Theron, clearly terrified: IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME
Vasilia: Sorry we’re late. We were a little busy.
Theron, barging into the room angrily: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Theron: going to plan B?
Xia: technically this would be plan G.
Theron: how many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?
Xia: yeah. You die in plan M.
Vasilia, from the background: can we please do plan M?
Theron: We’re surrounded!
Xia: Great, we can attack in any direction now
Theron, spreading his arms: fear me, for I am a nacom,
Vasilia: *runs towards him with a banana*
Theron, running away: HELP MEEEEEEEE
Me, dancing with Calder: *sings along* all I want for Christmas...
Me: *gets spun* is...
Me, dropping to my knees away from Cal as I take in the beauty that is The Blue Jay: YOUUUUUUUUUU
Cal: *cries*