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[iablmeanie]

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[fictionescapism]

Fanfic Rec #53 Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal) part 7

A Faint Glimmer by berlynn_wohl Will is demisexual, and his brain won't give him a break. His attraction to Hannibal just causes him anxiety. But you know how Hannibal is...

El Diablo by Prince_Ofluff Will wants out of the life, the neighborhood and the town that his father lives in. Drugs, violence all of that he wants to leave behind but he can't seem to get away. Hannibal is known as The Count and rules the underworld of Baltimore with a regal fist. One chance meeting.

Cruel to be Kind by AVegetarianCannibal Hannibal realizes how he truly feels about Will. It's a dilemma, and cruelty is the solution. Can Will understand what's happened?

The Artist’s muse by Silvaxus Sometimes Will wasn’t sure if Hannibal was truly aware that Will was an Alpha as well. The way Hannibal seemed unable to keep his hands off Will’s for long.

Inestimable by B_Rain The condensation accumulated on the outside of the whiskey glass turned into a small drop. It slid on the cold surface and was readily absorbed by the aged oak desk. In one single movement, Will Graham took possession of the glass and drained the liquid in one large gulp. Outside, at the front door, someone rang the bell.  Or... Will Graham is having doubts about his sexuality, and his drunk mind and bad social skills decides that this can be solve by hiring a male escort. It happens that the escort in question has high cheekbones and a seductive european accent.

[gruntsandpoetry]

I just want you to know that even though I haven't even watched the Magicians, I had a dream last night that you were delivering some kind of TED talk type thing about how El (L) and Q were two of the letters in LGBTQIA. It seemed very significant but I don't actually remember anything but that.

i am in actual tears this is so on brand and i cannot believe your dream would expose me this hard oh my god

[byk23]

What if the Cannimal Sanctuary held a fan convention? Can you imagine the panels that Hannipenguin and Will mongoose would give? And then Swiggity Swuffalo could show up as a special guest even though he's on a different show!

Things one can expect at the Cannimalcon 

- Hannipenguin gets lost going to the venue and shows up wearing a pink hoodie

- Will Mongoose’s long and philosophical answers regarding his tail

- Francis the smol red dragon keeps getting everyone to selfie with him

- The venue next to the local pet shop is advertised for easy access to food

- Bryan the eagle buzzing the crowd 

- For some reason swiggity swuffalo is a guest and does a lap dance for Abbypenguin

- disco

[pragnificent]

Headcanon: Hannibal totally saved the bloody water from washing Will's hands. That's why he used a casserole dish instead of taking him to the bathroom.

I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY that I had to take my glasses off and rub my forehead for like three minutes because of course he did. 

OF FUCKING COURSE HE DID. 

*sigh*

Hannibal. 

What do you figure he used it for?

[vagaries-and-caprices-blog]

This Dazed Korea spread (featuring a fannibal flower crown worn in an iconoclastic manner) goes out to @avegetariancannibal in thanks for the fanfic: 

Hot Plastic 

–a hot and spunky Hannigram combining the fetish potential of plastic murder suits and onomatopoeia sex. Definitely on the menu in my kink bistro. Can we get another round?

Photo: Peter Ash Lee, Dazed Korea, August 2016

@freshmeatfriday

[existingcharactersdiehorribly]

For Fannibal Appreciation Day, I’d like to give a shout out to @avegetariancannibal for always being there with the laugh and the quality crack. 

[color-division]

avegetariancannibal replied to your post “Me: *sees Swiggity Swuffalo memes* bye I’m out of here…”

I'm pretty sure I started the Swiggity Swuffalo thing. Is it annoying to AG fans? Why can't I be a fan of both and bring my two interests together?

What’s happening right now is that the AG doesn’t have an identity on its own and it’s like a Hannibal left over, comic sans, flower crowns, cannibal jokes, a shared convention w Hannibal?...like the book it’s been out for years and must have its own things but right now it’s just Hannibal, all bc it’s made by Bryan, the show needs its own essence and jokes but everyone is expecting Hannibal things from it :|

(btw i saw the buffalo thing in an article on twitter no idea if it’s yours?)