#avengersq

[baransgf]

*gust of wind blows through the window*

Clint: Did you feel that?

Natasha: I haven’t felt anything in years.

[baransgf]

Wanda: Nice hands,Y/N.

You: Uh, thank you?

Wanda: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-

Steve: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

[baransgf]

Clint: I'm the smartest, most skilled avenger.

Natasha: ...Is your hand stuck in that candy machine?

Clint: I paid for my Rolos, I'm getting my Rolos.

[baransgf]

Tony: [flirting with Natasha]

Y/N: [staring silently]

Steve: You’re really quiet today, Y/N.

Y/N: No one plans a murder out loud.

[baransgf]

Wanda: It’s dark, I’m scared.

Y/N: Don’t worry, babe, I got this.

Y/N: [stomps foot]

Y/N: [skechers light up]

[baransgf]

Bucky: Tony, what would you use to draw a straight line?

Tony: Definitely not your sexuality, that's for sure.

[chiliconsharls]

Avengers Memorable Quotes ~ 11/? ∟"Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?" -"What?" -"It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle"

[chiliconsharls]

Avengers Memorable Quotes ~ 9/? ∟With everything that's happening, the things that are about to come to light, people might just need a little old fashioned.