Lay down your hot takes, lore clown.
Oh dear lord what have you DONE ALRIGHT THEN
YOU WANT MY HOT TAKES?
I'LL GIVE YOU MY HOT TAKES
1: I think Samus deserves to not be isolated all the god damn time. YES, the Isolation of metroid is IMPORTANT, but lemme posit you all this: How fucking rad was it to see Samus actually talk to the FIRST LIVING CHOZO in metroid's GAME HISTORY? Or throwing hands with other bounty hunters in Prime Hunters? Or even helping the feds HOLD OFF A FUCKING PLANETARY INVASION BY THOSE GOD DAMN MAD SCIENTIST HYPER-MILITARISTIC MOTHER FUCKERS THAT ARE THE SPACE PIRATES? AND THEN, AND THEN, INVADING THEIR GOD DAMN HOMEWORLD WITH 'EM?
Sincerely that was the most BADASS shit imaginable and I truly wish we got to see this more, and I'm sure others may disagree but by god when you read the likes of the Metroid Prequel Manga, or the Episode of Aether, hell even Samus and Joey (if you're REALLY wanting to delve deep), Samus is a character that deserves more than being stuck in pure isolation. She deserves to flourish as a badass, and while she doesn't ALWAYS have to be around people, god dammit just give this girl some recurring bounty hunters or a feddie squad to interact with.
2: Let Ian Flynn write up some metroid stuff. "Who in the seven hells is Ian Flynn" I hear some of you asking, well my good men/women/enbies of the court, Ian Flynn is the (former) head writer for sonic, also doing his own little indie comic called Drogun "WHY IN THE SHIT WOULD YOU WANT THAT" I ALSO hear you asking and ya know what, I got the tea right here: I got to see this mfer write up his own metroid fan fiction, a little one shot involving a what-if story on if Samus was defeated by Raven Beak, and ya know what?
It was fucking PEAK.
He got a real good god damn idea of how to write Samus, he is a CERTIFIED fan, and I'd trust this independent writer to make some god tier metroid stuff if you let him.
3: GIVE THE REST OF THE METROID BOUNTY HUNTERS SOME GOD DAMN LOVE. I have grown up with Metroid Prime and Metroid Fusion. That is like the most basic bitch statement I can say about myself but Metroid lives rent free in my heart and soul, and Prime Hunters is a great example of the potential for this world building. 6 other god damn bounty hunters including Sylux got their debut there, and I love every single one of them I love Sylux and his hating ass I love Weavel and his ACTUAL, PERSONAL Grudge with Samus as a Space Pirate-only Bounty Hunter I love Kanden and his unhinged lust for power I love Trace and his desire to prove himself and expand the Kriken Empire like the filthy fucking imperialist he is I love Noxus and his Lawfully Good Attitude to his own detriment and I love Spire and his desire to find out what happened to his kind and EACH ONE reflects Samus in one way or another, between her desire to connect with the Chozo, her allegiances with the Federation, her altruism with people and the greater galaxy as a whole, the responsibility she holds not just for the power she weilds but the legacy of the Chozo that she holds above her head, and they most DEFINITELY deserve just as much of a god damn spotlight as Sylux. AND THE FACT THEY DID FUCK UP SYLUX IN PRIME 4 DOES NOT MEAN I HATE HIM. I WANT HIM TO SUCCEED, BUT I ALSO WANT THE OTHER HUNTERS TO GET SOME LOVE DAMMIT.
4: Metroid Prime's VST needs some MORE GOD DAMN LOVE. HOW IN THE HELL HAS BARELY ANYONE USED THIS VST YET? IT BOGGLES MY MIND, GENUINELY, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? Because it is the most UNIQUE VST I've ever heard in my fucking life and that is ALSO throwing in the likes of Delay Lama or Lisa's weird ass shit from FL Studio, I've only ever heard it used by A FEW CREATORS: One being Gigaroni, a youtuber who uses her own collection of the VST to make her own world building project IN ADDITION to Ultrakill remixes, Voices of the Void, Metroid Recreations and the likes SYNAMAX for another for not only being the guy to really use this stuff in his own work but being one of THE driving forces in researching and sourcing the VSTs from their synths for others to then use. And occasionally a fucking UNDERTALE FAN MUSICIAN THAT MANAGES TO REMIX THE METROID PRIME BASS OR SNARE OR WHAT HAVE YOU INTO THEIR BOMB ASS UNDERTALE AU REMIXES I NEED TO SEE YOU MFERS WORK ON THAT SHIT, ADD THAT TO YOUR REPERTOIRE, ASAP ROCKY.
4: Get Hollow Knight and Deltarune to crossover That may be more of like a room temperature take or probably even ice cold at worse but ya know what, I brought it up in a previous post, I wanna see this shit happen. I trust the fans can make some insanely wild shit that will also be both entertaining and completely badass
5: I did not particularly care for Undertale Yellow THIS MAY BE AN EXTREMELY HOT TAKE, LIKE FUCKING STANDING IN FRONT OF THE SUN HOT, BUT LEMME EXPLAIN CHAT. I am a god damn writer at heart right, by no means am I perfect and by no means could I ever make something like what a group of fans can make BUT I found Undertale Yellow's writing especially in its pure pacifist route to kinda set me away a little bit. NOW MIND YOU, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT, I GOTTA MAKE THIS CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR It just didn't particularly interest me and still doesn't to this day chat.
6: I think Deltarune is better than Undertale yes, another extremely hot take, at this point I may as well be attempting to parry Godzilla's nuclear fucking breath BUT DESPITE DELTARUNE BEING UNFINISHED, What I've played through and seen so far has genuinely hit me a lot closer to home than what Undertale did back in the day. I met some amazing people through Undertale, and I still do. There are so many wonderful mother fuckers making wonderful stories with Undertale but if you ask me, there is some deeper emotional weight going on with Deltarune, a sort of deeper introspection on the relationship of the Player and the Character they control, so much so it almost overshadows Undertale in that aspect Where Undertale is all about you having the power and the choice to decide the fate of monsters in the underground, Deltarune is about breaking free from your own predetermined fate, taking back control in a world that is grimly marching towards one supposed linear end. Because in this world, your choices never mattered...
Unless you're willing to dive deep into the abyss, deeper than what anyone could ever willingly do in Undertale.
And to have that kind of power and that kind of Determination to enact your will over a character you KNOW is not just a mere vehicle for your game, but their own character with their own thoughts and motivations, their desires and fears I'm sorry but Deltarune has proven enough with what's out there right now that there is some shit in it that will stand leagues and bounds above Undertale. As much as I respect Undertale for laying the groundwork, it will be Deltarune that'll destroy our fucking hearts. Therefore:
No Crying until the End.
ALRIGHT That's all I can think of for hot takes, I'm sure I'm gonna be burned at the stake soon enough for such controversial ramblings.












