#averosa

[idothisforfunx]

When you're jamming to the cool new music but trying to avoid enemies on infernal

[captain-narava-felidae-riggs]

Holy shit please go into detail on the time you got cursed out by a deaf woman

Picture it, Pennsylvania, 2007ish. I work in a call center taking calls for coughSatancough, I mean the gas company. This particular call is a relay call with a woman using sign language on one end, me on the other end, and the poor translator, who didn’t ask for any of this, in the middle. This woman feels that her bill is too high because, even though it’s as cold as the underside of the pillow on the dark side of Pluto, she has never, eeeeeeeever, turned her heat on. And, the poor translator, even though she is not supposed to address me directly says, “I’m sorry, but I’m required to translate everything she’s saying, word for word”. And I’m just like, whatever, lay it on me. And, in the most monotone, detatched voice possible, she says words that would make my husband and all his hockey player friends blush. And when she was finished, because I couldn’t interrupt her, I told her to please inform the customer that the call would be ended if she continued to use that language. I don’t remember if I hung up on her or not. But when I was finally done, I turned to my neighbor and said, “Yo, I just got cussed out by a deaf woman.” And my neighbor says, “That’s nothing, I got cussed out by a nun.”

[aluxesecoaprque]

#animalesdechiapas #chiapas #palenque #aluxesecoparque #pink #bird #espatularosada #pinkbird #averosa

[the-demacian-mastermind]

Reason for Arch's activities in the freljord

While Arch's parents were not the most known nobels in Demacia's history, they had a lot of connections into the icey regions of the Ironspike Mountains. Especially towards the leadership of the Averosa. Due to that both of them managed - after being asked by the former head tactican of Demacia's army to try and do so - negotiations were hold between the two houses and an agreement was settled upon due to which it would be possible to traverse the regions of both kingdoms freely on own behalf without the fear of political conflict arising. In certain cases, this even leads to military missions in the regions of the other, should the kingdom be directly in danger or should it be proven that conflict might arrise between the two kingdoms. Due to this, Arch lead three different scoutings into mildly dangerous areas of the mountains. However, these were usually aided by a ranger or by a pathfinder in order to assure survival and hold danger to a minimum. The mission, Arch went on in which he lost his arm was not part of an aided search, thus the trip emded in failure, more of half the members dying and Arch's body being torn in spacetime due to the voidborn they happened to run into. The missions are rather dangerous and rare. But can sometimes help peace negotiations between Demacia and the Averosa.

[theflyingfoxy]

Tell me a confession about a serious fuck up that is at least funny now

i thought about this for a long time and honestly i can’t think of a time that i seriously messed up without having horrible anxiety about it, like i’m constantly beating myself up over how stupid and worthless i am

like, little fuck ups are hilarious later, like forgetting an ingredient and having flat muffins, or forgetting an umbrella and getting absolutely drenched, or going to the wrong class on the wrong day, or putting too much hot sauce on your tacos

but i can’t think of a time where i seriously messed up and still don’t hate myself for it

[moosefix]

You're such an inspiration to me in getting fit, keep on kicking ass!! Let me know if you're ever in Oregon lol you've got a tour guide there as well

aww cheers bro! If im ever in america ill make a post for people to come chill with me 

[act1]

6, 19, 23 🌸

thank you !!

6: do you keep plants?

i do ! at present moment i have 8 plants from a mythbusting experiment, little succulents ! their names are laurent, damen, kastor, nicaise, elodin, kvothe, denna, and simmon ! (wow noticing  pattern lmao) yes i love my little plants

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

i do !! its leather and i lvoe it so much. its imprinted with a map of the world and has a wrap around it and it reminds me of a mages book i lov e it so much !! i also have two other empty journals from my dad which are similar. as to what i do in it - mostly, its just thoughts !! i talk a lot about myself and people in general and i talk about quotes and things that’ve happened to me ! its rly personal like if anyone read  it i’d cry no doubt abt it. also, those two other journals, i plan on writing in one !! writing a story abt aliens, but i’ll do it in nevish so nobody else can r ead it :0c 

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

i read !! i read a lot, and my fav is when i can do nothing all day but read. sometimes, as well, i’ll spend my day on the computer, playing tfm or watching youtube, but i don’t enjoy those days as much.