Things from Unus Annus that Ricky and Avery would absolutely do
- attempt to make a homemade sensory deprivation chamber
- Ricky: *sings a beautiful serenade to try and soothe Avery’s nerves*
- Avery: *straight up attempts to murder Ricky*
- the Sound of Silence cover
- buy $400 worth of sex toys and use them as utensils while cooking breakfast
- Avery: “THIS IS A NEW SHIRT” Ricky: “...I’ve got a washing machine”
- talking about their various physically painful experiences throughout their lives and ranking them on the pain scale
- Ricky: “Would you stab me with a knife?” Avery: “No” Ricky: “Would you take away my life?” Avery: “No” Ricky: “Would you become my wife?” Avery: “...yeah”
- Avery: *is floating face down in the hot tub* Ricky: *sitting on the edge of the hot tub with a handheld mic* “Sir, what’s your stance on the current political climate?” *offers mic to Avery who just continues floating* Ricky: “Sir, are you aware you’re a suspect in the murder of the Johnson family?” Avery: *continues floating* Ricky: “Where did you hide the bodies?” Avery: *still floating* Ricky: “How many drugs are you on right now?” Avery: *holds up two fingers out of the water*
- Ricky: “Listen! You’ve been in a terrible accident! You’re going to be disfigured but...you were already ugly to begin with so it’s not much of a loss”
- having a contest to see who can hold their breath the longest without water involved
- also trying to cheat by making each other laugh
- Avery: *picks up his ENTIRE CHAIR and takes it around in a circle* Ricky: *UTTER CONFUSION*
- Avery: “I’m not gonna cup your nip” Ricky: *hands slowly cover genitals* Avery: “I’m not gonna cup your dick either”
- Avery: “You look wonderful tonight” Ricky: “...me?” Avery: “mm-hmm” Ricky: “oh, thanks!” Avery: “This song” Ricky: “Oh. I thought you were complimenting me” Avery: “No. Never.”
- The boys: *out in the yard filming* *sound of a plane flying low overhead* Avery: “should we hold for the FUCKING PLANE JESUS”
- the entire sequence of events from the ‘Ethan Will Be Kicked In The Nuts’ video
- The boys: *having an impromptu jam session while brewing coffee* Avery: Play it back now, y’all! Now scream! Ricky: *strangled screaming noises*
- painting nude portraits of each other
- doing body paint on each other
- any video in which they attempt cooking is the biggest Ricky mood
- Avery: “there’s only one woman in my life and it’s JOANNE FABRIC”
- the entire game of Nutball
- going to a rage warehouse specifically to smash stuff in a controlled environment
- make a fantastic short horror film based around Ricky exploring the basement of Avery and Thad’s house
- ominously describe the various hypothetical ways they would go about murdering each other
