Jul 26, 2025
Yilan bnb part 2, loved it here!
Woh- some of my fav scenes
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Yilan bnb part 2, loved it here!
Woh- some of my fav scenes
Staff rules!!
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Make sure all kitties are fed at exactly 10AM, 2PM, and 8PM.
Do not give any of the kitties treats past dinner time.
Don't leave doors open!! (Macy ran out for the 4th time this week!!)
Don't disturb Zoe-Zoe's feeding times, he will get very cranky.
No matter what anyone asks, do not disclose any information pertaining to tn3d1cn1 3ht.
Always wear your Zoe-Zoe pin!!
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Before you close:
Make sure all the doors are locked and Zoe-Zoe is in the building.
Make sure all the stoves are off.
Turn out all the lights.
Wipe all the tables.
Put all the kitties to bed.
Swap flashlights with the nightguard and make sure they sign in properly.
Return your Zoe-Zoe pin to the front desk.
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Before you open:
Feed all the kitties.
Feed Zoe-Zoe.
Collect your Zoe-Zoe pin from the front desk.
Count all the kitties!!
Do NOT let any guests in until Zoe-Zoe is finished eating!!
Feel free to turn the sign to open!!
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P.S. Martha hasn't returned her Zoe-Zoe pin yet, so responsible actions will be taken.
Thank you for reading these rules to make sure you're prepared!!
Heya there!! Welcome to ZZ's cafe, the laziest cat cafe ever!!
We specialize in homing especially sleepy or disabled kitties. We hope you can find a furr-ever friend here!!
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Since you're rather new around, I'll provide you with a map!! We're currently working on our hotel renovations, so our guests only have access to the first floor.
Here is your guide!!
Make sure to pay attention to the colors, they're very important for your safety!!
Green means you're good-to-go! Feel free to enter any areas marked with green.
Yellow means stop, you need a ticket to enter this area!! You can buy tickets at the front counter in the lobby.
Red is a no-no!! These areas are staff only, not for you.
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Be on the lookout for our favorite mascot, Zoe-Zoe!! He's rather sleepy, so he may be snoozing in a secret nook or cranny.
He has very distinctive stripes on his back down to his tail, so keep an eye out!!
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We hope you have lots of fun here at ZZ's, and purrhaps adopt a forever friend!!
If you have any questions, feel free to ask a staff member. Every staff member is required to wear a Zoe-Zoe pin, so it's easy to find them!!
ZZS: so when I kissed you and you fainted like an overwhelmed victorian woman 😳
Jby: I did not. I fell in a normal or perhaps even masculine way 😡
actually the other day i wore a modern zzs ass outfit, basketball shorts, long t shirt, slides & a lil dark blue rain breaker... & i was like oh i am living the zzs dream & i didn't even have to kill people to do it
A fun little doodle prompted by Bichen. WKX finally gets to experience harmless stealing, something ZZS has probably done all his life! And WKX's magnanimous, while happy to help, clearly has his own priorities straight.
Nothing new, just a regular Sunday with tyk fandom. Have a nice day.