#averythemayoposting

[themostmayonnaise]

We all are Avery.

Seriously some of y'all need to SCOOCH it's cramped in here

How many of me are there…

[themostmayonnaise]

KIND OF A RANDOM REQUEST BUT

Wanna sing 2econd 2ight 2eer with me? :]

(with reblogs)

-⭐🩵

YES!1!1!1

MY GRIP ON MY SECRETS SLIPPIN WHILE IM SPEAKING IN TONGUES SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS IN THE CONFESSION BOOTH!!!!

[themostmayonnaise]

Hi! Im Avery, This is my… intro? I guess? Finally..

(I found some green dividers and Avery stuff since I literally am him lol, and IM SO EXCITED!!)

Anyways, as I said, Im Avery, or TheMostMayo/TheMostMayonnaise/AveryTheMayo. I use He/Him/They/Them, I.. am in love with SFAWTDE/DAWTDE. And Im Transmasc and Pansexual! <3

Er, Well. I like SFAWTDE, Minecraft.. Roblox Admins. Not really anymore, though. I also really love The Remains Of Robloxia (TROR), Terror Realm (TR), Termination Protocol (TPC), Wifies, Reddoons, Parrot, ALOT of Minecraft youtubers okay.. And Schlatt.. yes yes..

Also, I kin Avery, and I will block people who kin him too, I have nothing against them, it is just more for my mental health./lh/nm

(In short, doubles DNI please)

So, yes. Thats mostly all. AHH, WAIT! I forgot, i’m the owner of an upcoming Roblox game called Ban The Hackers!

@ban-the-hackers

(cough..)

Anyways, I hope you have a good day, and i’m excited to meet you! <3

(The dividers are NOT mine!‼️‼️‼️)

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RP INTRO!!

Hey! Im Avery. Ive uh, made a Tumblr blog, I guess..! Im trying to find.. D3r. Maybe. I dunno if he’s here.. I just.. wish maybe I could see him again. Anyways, I hope to hear your guys’ questions!

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Hey, ooc here AGAIN 💔 No NSFW asks, politics, ect.

I headcanon Avery as a slime IRL and in game because I am NOT creative 😭

Oh, yeah, headcanons!

1. Avery is really in love with old Minecraft Youtubers like; DanTDM, StampyLongNose, CaptainSparklez, ect..

2. He has short term memory (Definitely not projecting okay 💔)

3. Avery also has tried to forget that New Years. Alot.

(I’ll add more when I think of them, lol.)

Also, slimeknight is HEAVILY HEAVILY wanted here, I love it sm, although, other ships are okay!

And, I am a minor, so please don’t ask me weird questions, please. (Like the no NSFW rule lol)

Here is this Rp blog’s D3rlord3! : @derek-hutchins

[themostmayonnaise]

hey. hey. hey. hey. hey.

you should totally use this pickup line on Derek to make him blush silly silly

I guess….

[themostmayonnaise]

HIIII!! So my birthday is in TWO DAYS OH MY GOD TWO (May 2nd) and and and,,, uhh,, im having a sfawtde/dawtde birthday and ill show the stuff i got because i know im getting a LOT of stuff themed around dawtde lol,,,

ALSO YES I AM ALIVE I ALSO MADE THIS EXTRA BLOG FOR LIKE NO REASON IDK GIVE ME IDEAS OF WHAT TO DO WITH IT!!!1!1!

(@derek-hutchins psst lol)

[themostmayonnaise]

How good do you think D3rlord3 is at Skywar?

Ehh.. he's ass at it, honestly.

[themostmayonnaise]

throws a rock vaguely in your direction

OWW??

[themostmayonnaise]

i can already feel the phonk coursing through my veins... packgod... humble this diddyblud...

WHAT.