AveryTheMayo

" Ｇｏｄｌｙ ｇａｍｅ ｏｆ Ｓｋｙｗａｒｓ！！ " _____________________ He/Him/They/Them Transgender , Pansexual The real Avery okay credit to idk for the pfp… ooc and rp account so if you see me as avery and then js yapping,dont worry lol

[themostmayonnaise]

Hi! Im Avery, This is my… intro? I guess? Finally..

(I found some green dividers and Avery stuff since I literally am him lol, and IM SO EXCITED!!)

Anyways, as I said, Im Avery, or TheMostMayo/TheMostMayonnaise/AveryTheMayo. I use He/Him/They/Them, I.. am in love with SFAWTDE/DAWTDE. And Im Transmasc and Pansexual! <3

Er, Well. I like SFAWTDE, Minecraft.. Roblox Admins. Not really anymore, though. I also really love The Remains Of Robloxia (TROR), Terror Realm (TR), Termination Protocol (TPC), Wifies, Reddoons, Parrot, ALOT of Minecraft youtubers okay.. And Schlatt.. yes yes..

Also, I kin Avery, and I will block people who kin him too, I have nothing against them, it is just more for my mental health./lh/nm

(In short, doubles DNI please)

So, yes. Thats mostly all. AHH, WAIT! I forgot, i’m the owner of an upcoming Roblox game called Ban The Hackers!

@ban-the-hackers

(cough..)

Anyways, I hope you have a good day, and i’m excited to meet you! <3

(The dividers are NOT mine!‼️‼️‼️)

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RP INTRO!!

Hey! Im Avery. Ive uh, made a Tumblr blog, I guess..! Im trying to find.. D3r. Maybe. I dunno if he’s here.. I just.. wish maybe I could see him again. Anyways, I hope to hear your guys’ questions!

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Hey, ooc here AGAIN 💔 No NSFW asks, politics, ect.

I headcanon Avery as a slime IRL and in game because I am NOT creative 😭

Oh, yeah, headcanons!

1. Avery is really in love with old Minecraft Youtubers like; DanTDM, StampyLongNose, CaptainSparklez, ect..

2. He has short term memory (Definitely not projecting okay 💔)

3. Avery also has tried to forget that New Years. Alot.

(I’ll add more when I think of them, lol.)

Also, slimeknight is HEAVILY HEAVILY wanted here, I love it sm, although, other ships are okay!

And, I am a minor, so please don’t ask me weird questions, please. (Like the no NSFW rule lol)

Here is this Rp blog’s D3rlord3! : @derek-hutchins

[thecheesiest]

remembering a world that doesn’t exist - part 1

DO NOT REPOST

[raspoyyyy]

ohhh Andrewgaming67 arg we're in it now

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

im just gonna make a thousand posts abt andrewgaming67 i cant do this anymore

[pestfan123456]

i made some slop boii😂 anyway srs time.

Havent made a full drawing in awhile and was trying out new rendering style, first time rendering like this and not making my finished art look like a highlighter is it good?

[dreamlessinearlygravess]

PEAKPEAKPEAK

[pestfan123456]

TYYY

[themostmayonnaise]

OH MY GOD IM GONNA EAT HIM HES SO ME CAN I MAYBE USE IT AS MY PFP ALSO HIAHAIAIA

[m1keville]

Bloodymary except uhhh I’m still figuring out how to draw simon

[chykaeva]

stupid gay things 🤏

[kerrfluffs]

this is my 100th post omg bruh 💔

[sem-crylic]

(art request for @l3m0ninplacesimnotsupposedtobe)

getting furniture for their new place

employed kiy

[stxrlvci]

CANON SLIMEKNIGHT THINGS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ( WIFIES CONFIRMED )

VIDEO : Destroying a world that doesn't exist QNA!!! LIVE QNA : Twifies

EVERYTHING IS CANON

btw not related but wifies uses pintrest omg

#1: do they have a job?

Avery and D3rlord3 have a job, D3rlord is a freelance coder and Avery is a skateboard instructor and he likes to surf

#2 : what do they look like irl

wifies said they have no canon appearance so ppl can draw them however they like

#3: do avery and derek live close

YESSS OMG THEY DO, they live in the same city

#4 : what happened to avery when he got pushed into the void

uhhh he woke up, he was fine. he just woke up and wasnt hurt

#4.5 : did avery forget everything

yeah he did but he canonically watched wifies video (both) so it all came back to him and he was sad and stuff

#5 : whats up with averys and d3rlords relationship

wifies: "not much, the viewer can interpret it. i mean.. avery knows nothing about derek and derek knows everything about avery. so it is a intrest ing dynamic thats people dont get often"

#6 : if anything turned out good at the end, would they be good friends?

wifies said that theyed be good friends in real life, and literally said, quote: 'they are linked for life'. its literally yaoi

#7 : how did avery react when he read d3rlord3s last letter?

wifies: "i dont mean to be that person but avery was devastated. like, mot to be that guy but he was crying. heh."

#8 : if avery could say one last thing to derek, what would it be?

he would say sorry that he let him down. yeah ik its sad

#9: their age

wifies doesnt want to give avery a canon age but he is IN COLLEGE. and derek didnt get a question about his age, but derek dropped out of college but hes still very smart

#10 : does derek actually have a life??

he has a youtube channel where he posts videos about computer science and cybersecurity and stuff

#11: their personality

wifies: "for derek, its kind of like, anyone can be peter parker under the mask. you can choose, you can decide his personality."

and avery is just a genuinely happy, kind, nice person. he cared a lot about derek even when he knew nothing about him.

#12: is derek a longtime minecraft player

yeah, hes like a minecraft nerd who knows everything about chunks and nerd stuff, and redstone.

#13 : dereks relationship with his parents.

derek does not like his dad very much, he has daddy issues. but he has a good relationship with his mom.

#14 : is sfawtde and dawtde based on a true story?

not really but is a little bit based OFF WIFIES EX GF BREAKUP. YOUR NOT BEATING THE YAOI ALLEGATIONS.

#15 : who does wifies relate more to

he said: "d3rlord3 is a self insert. haha im just kidding. or am i." but he relates more to d3rlord3

#16 : avery and d3rlords favorite food

avery is a big fan of indian food and derek likes chicken rice and broccoli

i want @ohvennn to see this now, they have amazing headcanons and i think this would help them

[kestrel0nline]

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

HE'S GOIN UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

image I used as inspo for the background btw

[festage]

I love you D3rlord3 please don't sacrifice yourself

[themostmayonnaise]

i can already feel the phonk coursing through my veins... packgod... humble this diddyblud...

WHAT.

[writing-chats]

the look of love (for writers)

"it's all in the eyes i was once told"

catching the stare of someone across a crowded room

subtle furrowing of eyebrows beyond a blank facade

coldness easing into warmth

a fond mothering gaze

corner of the lip nudged upward

forced glower/glare as they break underneath

batting their lashes, playful

a boisterous laugh

intrigue piercing the stoic

proud smugness at the other's success

lingering glances

a childish joy bursting through

pupils dilate

eyelids shut in a look of peace, calm and trust

look of longing/betrayal

"there was once a time when they were mine"

terseness

features fold into a scowl

an urgent flinching back

coldness returns (as though the warmth had never come)

lips part then purse

invasion of shock

slow stare at the floor

the ripple effect of a swallow

frustrated breath/sigh

bitter laugh in reminiscence

dread tearing through the seams of their composure

look of hatred

"darkness"

mean smirk- teeth bared grimace- scowl

dismissive gaze

gaze of contempt/impatience

threat lowering the voice

sardonic goading grins verging on manic

rolling one's eyes

flicker of irritation in the eyes

stares stubbornly ahead despite distraction

gritted teeth, clenched jaw

fierce biting remarks

even measured complexions betraying no thought

strangling oneself back from violence

utter apathy

murderous silence hanging in the stare

snobbish laughter

smiling at another's downfall

[derek-hutchins]

Hi!! So, I will be disabling anon asks for a while, as I just got on to someone telling me to kill myself on my main AveryTheMayo blog. I’m very scared, and I may take a short hiatus if needed. Apologies.

[the-jade-monarch]

I'm so sorry. Some people get way too comfortable on anonymous asking. I hope you're safe.

Anyone that thinks about doing shit like this to people is fucking insane. Even ironically. You have no right to do that to someone.

[themostmayonnaise]

yeah. im just really shaken right now?? I already have a horrible mental state so this is just fucked up.

[the-jade-monarch]

Take care of yourself. People who do that to others are out of touch and insensitive. Whoever sent this ask is fucked up in the head. Go get yourself a snack, some chocolate milk if you can, and disconnect from the Internet for a while. Some people don't deserve the Internet, and it's because they pull shit like this.

[themostmayonnaise]

I will, also i dont know how, but i’d appreciate if someone could find out who this is somehow, I dont know. Im just scared. But if anyone can please do.

[derek-hutchins]

Hi!! So, I will be disabling anon asks for a while, as I just got on to someone telling me to kill myself on my main AveryTheMayo blog. I’m very scared, and I may take a short hiatus if needed. Apologies.

[the-jade-monarch]

I'm so sorry. Some people get way too comfortable on anonymous asking. I hope you're safe.

Anyone that thinks about doing shit like this to people is fucking insane. Even ironically. You have no right to do that to someone.

[themostmayonnaise]

yeah. im just really shaken right now?? I already have a horrible mental state so this is just fucked up.

[themostmayonnaise]

i really wish there was a way to find out who anons are honestly.

[derek-hutchins]

Hi!! So, I will be disabling anon asks for a while, as I just got on to someone telling me to kill myself on my main AveryTheMayo blog. I’m very scared, and I may take a short hiatus if needed. Apologies.

[the-jade-monarch]

I'm so sorry. Some people get way too comfortable on anonymous asking. I hope you're safe.

Anyone that thinks about doing shit like this to people is fucking insane. Even ironically. You have no right to do that to someone.

[themostmayonnaise]

yeah. im just really shaken right now?? I already have a horrible mental state so this is just fucked up.