Nov 19, 2019
Avocados
These people are ridiculous and I love them
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Avocados
These people are ridiculous and I love them
the avocado man
snippet of a short fic coming in the next few days!
“Liam!” Louis yells, bursting into the bathroom, laptop in hand. “Liam, we’ve got a problem.”
“Louis!” Liam screeches through the shower curtain. “I am in the shower.”
“Yes, I can see that. We’ve still got a problem.”
“You can’t just come in here like that. What if I was wanking?”
Louis rolls his eyes. “Good thing you’re not, then. Anyway, we need to talk about this Craigslist post you made.”
“What about it?” Liam turns off the water, and his hand shoots out to grab a towel from the hook on the wall.
“You do know what M4M is, right?”
“Yeah, it’s for guys looking for other guys. It’s a men’s jacket, so I figured—”
Louis wants to knock his head against the bathroom cabinet. Repeatedly. How is Liam real, honestly.
“Liam, honestly, sometimes I wonder how long and I have been best friends for so long. M4M is for sex! You posted in a sex forum about your missing jacket.”
“It is not for sex!”
“It is. Trust me.”
Liam tugs the curtain back, metal rings scraping against the shower rod, and he steps out with a pout on his face. Louis barely notices that he’s dressed in only a towel. Liam is quite fit, like, objectively, but never in his life has Louis thought about him sexually.
Well, maybe once when he was very lonely and wanted a good snog. But they were both drunk and nothing happened. It doesn’t count.
“Well, if it helps me find my jacket then I don’t really see why it matters. Besides, someone already texted me about it. This Styles guy’s coming over in a few hours to get it.”
“Liam!”
“What?”
“You invited the avocado man to come get his jacket at our flat after posting on a sex forum. Do you see where this is going?”
“I really don’t.”
“Someone is going to have to have sex with the avocado man!” Louis screeches, and Liam covers his ears.
Omg the avocado fic. i just devoured it and I should be grading but. I. Don't. Regret. A. Second. So much fun to read. Thanks for sharing!
Thank you so much!! I’m so glad you liked it :)