#avocado hell

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i had a really really hard time sleeping last night and it was partly because i couldn’t stop thinking about what would happen if matt and foggy switched bodies

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god bless marci stahl tho like first of all #lifegoals and secondly she’s snarky af but actually such a good! like she visited foggy and brought him a bear and whiskey and then got him a posh ass job like????? i love her!!!!

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also i feel so bad for foggy 

goddammit matt 

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“the man in the box” aka karen has the worst day ever

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i also really love that it’s canon that foggy has a pair of those gloves that turn into mittens

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‘he looks better than i ever have and he’s not even wearing a tie’ is honestly one of my favorite lines in this entire series, second to the drunk avocado talk and tied with ‘do i look capable of making healthy life choices?’ 

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nelson v murdock is such a ride, it’s honestly one of my favorite episodes and not just because we get to see cute college dorks but because it just.....idk digs a painful thorn into your side and then twists it around a lot and i’m a real fucking sucker for that shit

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me @ the bouncer who felt up foggy; be gentle!!!