AVWM - Death Coaster
He pauses at your choice- wait.. you're actually picking the coaster? The horrible terrifying
DEATH COASTER?!?
He looks back and forth between you and it and then forces a smile from behind the giant duck plushie "Ah aha- r-right Thrill and adventure and-... uh- " He awkwardly moves the giant duck plushie around trying to keep in your view. "Well uh- if you're sure! Ah- Might have to get another seat for our friend here!" The giant ducks head flops over. You give him a smile and wave off his concerns, eagerly getting in line for the coaster. A little shuffle here and little shuffle there and you're soon boarding the horrible death trap! After securing the giant duck plushie into the seat next to him, Mark takes the seat beside you and you all get strapped and buckled in. "Is now a good time to mention I'm really not a fan of- oh we're going already" "HANG ON TIGHT- or don't~ ye won't be comin back anyway gyuhhuhuh" The Ride attendant laughs waving you and the others in your train farewell. With a glance to Mark you see he's pale, hands gripping tight to the harness and as you begin to scale the 100ft drop, the view of your wonderful day sprawls out far beneath. The pretty flower garden, the roses, the icecream truck and the duc- oh they've made trenches and there's an explosion going on over there now. That duck war is really raging for that last pea-.... Well, at least its nice up here- The Coaster lurches as it crests the peak, Mark giving a bit of a squeak and squirming in his seat. "Don't look down don't look down don't look down don't look down"
Poor guy... You rest your hand on his and his eyes fix on you with a scared smile, he breaths. Everything will be ok if he's with y- "uuuuUUUUEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
WEeeeeeee!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUOOUGGHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Peaks and falls, loops and twists and turns! You lift your arms in the air!
"--AAAAOUHGHUHRHUGHHGH HURK- BLU-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOUGGHGOUGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
It's like youre flying!
"--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
As you sail towards the end of the track, you stretch your arms wide. The ducks head flops over into Mark's face
"-- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDDPGFTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
The train sails off the end of the track, soaring through the air and landing right in the middle of the duck war zone, blowing them all up and ending the war.... and..well.. you and Mark as well
Still... At least this date was a fun one! One to be remembered for the rest of the eternity you and Mark share! One tha-
-Bone cracking sounds, the screen goes black-
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"OI! Enough of that! What in the hell were you thinking!? A DEATH COASTER? What part of the DEATH did you not GET THERE!? Ugh honestly.. Where you even TRYING to have a nice romantic date or where you just out to punish me... AGAIN? -sighh....- No its finneee I get it... Immortality has its ups and downs... might as well have fun with it once in a while. Reminds me of that wormhole we canon balled into a few times-STILL! That DOESNT MEAN we should be doing it ON PURPOSE! hmph.... Well.. anyway... spose that's the end of that one... At least you got a giant duck out of it- speaking of which. HERE
Take this ridiculous thing with you! Oh and next time? Next time? Maybe lets NOT cause an all out DUCK WAR hm???? -sighh- ... welp.. back to the drawing board... Go on, get gone, I got work to do.... and a shower... and a hot chocolate... BECAUSE I DESERVE IT! BECAUSE I LOVE MYSELF!"
-- The adventure goes dark on you as its writer and main Actor saunters off in a huff.. Well.. it could have gone better... but at least you had fun! So you died, oh well, it's not the first time and any chance to torment this asshole is always worth it in the end! Until next time~ --












