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who's worse Neil Gaiman or JK Rowling?

Neil Gaiman. He raped multiple people. JKR has posted a lot of horrendous takes, but you'd have to be batshit insane to think tweeting is a worse crime than SA, regardless of how awful the tweets in question are.

So yeah, we ain't making this into a poll.

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Can I get a hug real quick

Can I get a hu

[apollono]

I-

This is getting out of hand

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Unhinged Popular Science, Part 1

I recently came across a cache of Popular Science magazines from the 1910s-1930s and have been flipping through them looking for the weirdest items so I could share them with my readers here. Yes, let’s inhale those wonderful exhaust fumes! Your definition of “gorgeous” is not quite in-line with my definition of “gorgeous” Eek I need an adult! No comment

Unhinged Popular Science, Part 1

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Every time I see one of those shitpost-y “it’s time to take the turkey out of the freezer” memes, it reminds me about this porn video I once saw of a guy fucking a raw turkey in a grocery store parking lot. No I will not elaborate.

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If You Know, You Know

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I Made Another Stupid Thing

Everyone remembers the “Dukes of Hazzard”, right? Redneck porn featuring the adventures of Bo and Luke Duke (and their cousins Vance and Coy for a season) as they go up against the scheming Boss Hogg and his lackey Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, the show ran for 147 episodes over 7 seasons from 1979-1985 and featured Waylon Jennings as the faceless narrator, or “The Balladeer” as he’s credited, who…

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I Made Something Stupid

If you don’t care to click-through, it’s that part at the end of Harvey Danger’s “Flagpole Sitta”, but it drags on for almost five minutes.

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