So I'm typing to Ayla about Brent and how I'm excited they're gonna get together
and I'm like deep throating this purple pen
and this old couple is fuckin staring at me hard and
I misspell brent as "beant"
And I fucking lose it and take the pen out so I don't choke and die, and just ROPES OF FUCKING SALIVA
SO I LAUGH HARDER AND THERE'S SPIT EVERYWHERE
AND BEANT
BEANT










