That new guard is SO dead when Malcolm gets to him
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That new guard is SO dead when Malcolm gets to him
i cant believe i almost missed jen cohn’s freakin birthday
I haven’t written smut since 1776 it feels like but I cannot stop thinking about writing a Ted Lasso cockwarming fic dkskskskskssksksk lord help me
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Me: puts hair into shitty bun at dentist
Me: i cant let them think i look like carl from the walking dead
holy shit I'm so behind on all my fanfic
So today ive ate loads of chips, drank, played Civ and played Oblivion
im v lazy
Do you ever just look into your significant others eyes, and when they ask, "What," you can't respond because there attractiveness is beyond words?