#awkward compliments

[sheepishvagabond-shinigamijack]

Please do awkward flirting!!!

IF YOU INSIST <3

[awkwardcompliments]

The Awkward Compliments Team is working on expansions.  Check out the base game for fun, awkward time!

[should-be-sleeping]

I was complimented on my very cool purple jacket while grocery shopping, except it's not a jacket it's my bath robe. Upon realization the guy still thought it was very cool though. So still a victory right?

[squirrel-moose-winchester]

Tell me 3 awkward compliments people have given you.

Mine were:

1. You have a nice back. (Wtf??!!)

2. You’ve got nice shoulders! (Why the shoulders tho?)

3. I really like your neck. It’s long and skinny. It’s nice. (😑)

Tell me I’m not the only one!!

Tagging: @bamby0304 @waywardbaby @ain-t-bovvered @curly-haired-disaster @oneshoeshort @rockhoochie @impala-dreamer @emoryhemsworth @grace-for-sale and everyone else!!

[abstractdiagram]

I work in an OB/GYN clinic. I have seen numerous women’s “business.” 999/1000 times I simply don’t care. They’re certainly not there to show off and in my work setting I’m just immune. But damn... This woman was gorgeous. Shining hair, sparkling eyes, the clearest, smoothest skin I’d ever seen - quite simply, she was a solid 10/10. And she had the most beautiful vagina I’ve ever seen. Like, dayum, I didn’t know women outside of porn could look anything like that. I’ve never considered anyone’s “business” to be particularly attractive visually, but wow. I didn’t say a word about anything, assisted with what I was there to assist with, thanked her for allowing us to work with her at her visit, and left the room. I didn’t stare, drool, make a noise, anything. But now I have this image of this woman in my head and I wish there was a polite, non-awkward way of telling a grown woman “You have a beautiful vagina.” 

[feartheophanim]

Well, honestly, I haven’t gotten that much done on the story.  BUT!!!  The drop it all due date for publishing is Monday, so.... We’ll see if I can tap it out by then.

While procrastinating, I managed to:

Restock Awkward Compliments Card Game

Order Stock of A Day At The Office Card Game

Order Stock of Awkward Compliments: Steampunk Expansion

Make 2 Full Book Wrap Covers (One that I’ll be paid for. Woo!)

So, idk, maybe I had a productive day despite procrastination.

[venatohru]

"You smell really nice" Phasma/Kylo :)

Thank you, I hope you enjoy this!

Kylo Ren was odd.

Captain Phasma had come to this conclusion within the first few hours of their meeting. From his speech patterns, to the way he carried himself, to the cracked jewel in the hilt of the lightsaber he carried. But he was Leader Snoke’s apprentice, and far be it from her to question the Supreme Leader’s decisions. Even General Hux did not have that privilege.

The second time Phasma crossed paths with Kylo Ren was during their mission briefing for the Ottegan assault. He’d arrived late, all long strides and billowing capes, still wearing that mask of his. That in itself was not unusual – it was rare that she and her troopers were not in full armor, which, of course, included their helmets. But Ren’s eyes, eyes she’d yet to see, could burn through steel and chrome. She wondered if Darth Vader had those same eyes, if the Supreme Leader’s gaze could pierce through armor.

She hoped she would not have the opportunity to find out.

The mission itself went surprisingly smoothly considering their quarry, Lor San Tekka, was long gone. For all his quirks, Ren was a capable warrior – no, a knight, she reminded herself. Her leg still throbbed after he cauterized the wound with his lightsaber, but she appreciated the gesture. He leaned over as she folded herself into the seat next to him in the cramped shuttle.

“You smell really nice.” Yes, Kylo Ren was most definitely odd. Although her thin smile was obscured by her helmet, she felt sure he was aware of it.

“I had heard there’s a vogue for blood, sweat, and ashes this year.”

“I was referring to your armor polish. It has a more pleasant aroma than the standard product.”

“Oh- thank you, Sir.”

“You’re welcome, Captain.”

[feartheophanim]

“Awkward Compliments is a crazy card game of floundering flirtation for 3+ players who are old enough to be called immature.”

Hello, all!

The card game a group of my author friends and I put together is about to launch a kickstarter and needs some tumblr followers.  @awkwardcompliments

Think Theater Improv meets Cards Against Humanity

If you could follow the tumblr, twitter, or facebook (links there) it would be SUPER helpful.  I really want this to go well so that I have some income during that time between graduating and finding a job (so much stress, so much anxiety).

If you really aren’t into card games perhaps books or art are more up your alley, quick reminder that I am a published author and you can buy my books (3 in all - one is about a gender-fluid alien, one is about an asexual half-demon, and one is about a queer baseball player) and that I am currently taking art commissions.

If y’all could spread the word and signal boost, that would be SUPER lovely of you.