#awkward convo

[incipienthappiness-quotes]

Sam’s body language looked pretty stiff. I was too far away to hear, but I imagined her conversation with Alex was something like: Sam: Awkward. Alex: Awkward, awkward. Sam (nodding): Awkward, awkward, awkward.

Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, Book Two: The Hammer of Thor

[atomicsheepscientist]

Apparently, I'm only around because some bored store clerk decided to poke holes in condoms.

So, thanks random asshole? I kinda hate you did that, but also I guess you're the only reason I exist?

[tattnooks]

Mid Convo.....

tatt:wsg dawg! kyle:.-. tatt: srryyy... :/ kyle: 👋

[ilovesmiling-blog]

Typical conversation with awkward guy, Toufic.

Marc: Tell Toufic I'll be down in a minute.

Me: Kay.

Sees Toufic. Waves at him to stop. He waves back hello.

Me: ?????? I want to talk to you dude.

Toufic: Oh. What?

Me: Marc'll be here is 3 minutes.

Toufic: Oh where is he?

Me: Class.

Toufic: Still! *leaves*

Me: Goodbye to you too!

[iswearidonthavet-mbl-r]

Awkward Convos with Bae pt. 472

Setting - The Library

Him: *Gets up to plug in computer, smiles at me*

Me: Whatcha working on?

Him: *Doesn't hear* *Silence* *Goes back to work*

Me: ...

Me: *Goes back to work* *Doesn't look at him again*

[figmentofspace]

My younger brother just tried to explain to me how I'll get boners now that I'm on T....

[prettylikeapear]

I went to chipotle today and my friend was there and I saw her and said hi, (duh Im friendly) and she asked me what I was doing there. in chipotle. Standing on line. The line in Chipotle. Chipotle the restaurant thing. Casual arribaarribacabron

[xheartyuri-blog]

Friend: Looks over your shoulder to find you reading a yuri manga. "You read hentai?!?!"

Me: I glare at my friend and close the book. "No. There's no nudity in this manga. Baka.." -3-