#awkward humans

[littlegirl-morgenstern]

Friend (to me) : Hooman! Hooman is magic! Hooman look older than hooman is!

Me: Awkward hooman has magic! Yaaasss!

Other friend: It's called makeup bitches...

{Me and my friends being the awkward humans we are then one finds out how old I actually am. }

[christinafurby]

Do you think couples who met thanks to their parents think about them every time they have sex?

... I mean... I would certainly hope not! 😅 For my brain sake, I'm going to stick with,"no?"🤞🏼😂

[acharmingflamingo]

[she-gotaway]

Pretending not to stare at someone while staring at them

Awkward humans

[infinite-shiva-blog]

Why am I so much less awkward after getting acupuncture?! FINALLYYYYY Ahhhahaha Nah I'm still fairly awkward. The difference is I'm a lot more accepting of it. Some people are aggressive about everything. I'm just awkward mostly. (In the relative sense)

[hellojaeson]

Awkward humans in action

Girl: I like you. That's why I came here to your poetry society. I don't even like poetry but I was I interested in meeting you.

Boy: Thank you. (Looks down at his shoes and proceeds to tie his laces. He leaves the room even though he actually likes her.)

[tene-brous]

Like, I want to talk to people that I follow on tumblr and be super amazing best friends....

but I'm so awkward,

like the internet is supposed to be where you let your confidence soar or some shit,

but all I can think of to say to people is like...."hi"

would that work??

would people want to be my friend if that's what I messaged them with?