#awkward puppets

[jackabbot]

since 'tis the season, allow me to share this absolute classic

[missmurpl]

If Stolas's name was Diego

[thekylemeredith]

My guest on tonight's show is #AwkwardPuppets creator #RudyMancuso to talk about his musical/comedy biopic, Musica!

Jahnah Camile & Good Time will also drop in + I'll play some classics from Prince, Kate Bush, Cardigans, Love, Tierra Whack, Husker Du, & more.

6p ET on 91.9 WFPK

[puppetdaily]

Diego from Awkward Puppets

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[lesser-moook]

Welcome back, Diego.

[themesozoicsperm]

hey dumblr, this looks like the kind of stuff you will enjoy.

[harunayuuka]

Hi, I love your works. Can you do a solomon x mc? I need comfort bc there’s a 80% chance I won’t be able to get his UR+

Thank you!

*Based from Awkward Puppets on Facebook*

Solomon: MC, we only have 20 minutes. What are you doing?

MC: I’m watching.

Solomon: We’re going to be late. 

MC: The show’s about to end.

Solomon: *sigh* Did you shower?

MC: Yes, Solomon.

Solomon: Did you brush your teeth?

MC: Yes, Solomon.

Solomon: Did you eat the food I cooked for you?

MC: ...

Solomon: ...

MC: Y-Yes, Solomon.

MC: *monologue* The truth is, I threw it in the garbage. 

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MC: *arrived at a different venue* Hey, have you seen my husband?

Random person: What does he look like?

MC: He’s tall. Handsome. Sexy. Looks like an idiot. And a horrible cook.

Random person: *laughs* That’s funny.

MC: I’m not even joking.

Random person: Look, you can search for him later. But you need to go backstage now.

MC: Huh? Why? What backstage?

Random person: *points at the poster* That’s you, right?

*Poster says “Satanista”*

MC: Do you really think I look like that person?

Random person: My son is a huge fan of yours. And of course, we’re going to pay you after the show.

MC: ...

MC: Okay. 

*after 30 minutes* 

Solomon: *calls MC* MC! What the hell?! Where are you?!

MC: I’m at a Satanic party. 

Solomon: You what?!