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I was giving a speech at an environmental conference for bunch of big, rich oil moguls. I was trying to argue against mindless waste of energy in the oil production and pointed out a big gas leak one of them had had a while ago, that polluted the nearby environment and started a fire. This was almost entirely kept from the press and I had some suggestions for safer and more ecological practicies for these companies. They laughed at me and didn't want to hear a thing so I got really angry and stormed out of the room. Yet, while I was at the door I turned around and said "If you really dont give a shit about your fatal gas leaks, here's one for you". Then I farted so loudly that it woke me up.

#dreampai #awkward right?#especially since i was at the time cuddled up with my girlfriend #no she did not wake up #yes i asked #dream #freudian environmentalism

Awkward, Right? Henry and Kara

Henry was trying to pay attention to where he was going, he really was. But he was carrying a lot of books for a study session with Pat, and thinking about finding lost things as he did, something that Ariel had gotten him into the habit of. He wanted to show her the things he'd found next time he saw her.

Because his mind was elsewhere and his hands were occupied, Henry didn't see the tiny blonde girl until it was far too late. He bumped into her, and in his panic to see if she was okay, all the books in his arms went flying and so did he. He skidded across the sidewalk, giving himself a few very nasty scrapes, but was much more concerned for the person that he'd nearly flattened. "Hey, I'm so sorry..." he began, then made eye contact with the girl, recognition sparking in his eyes. "Kara?"