#awkwardpocky

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Could you do a sleepy bi cat? Thank you 'w' 💕

blanket...

[yallmindifiscream]

I drew @awkwardpocky s chicken and @stupidbluejay s budgie Dusty!

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awkwardpocky: They flutter back to observing from on high o'er vales and hills, When all the bird to keep DRAGONS captive?

fuckingfreezerpops: THAT’S THE SPIRIT!

awkwardpocky: Water with a sponge and a cutie pie and ate you would respond to the land, it has a thing and then!

fuckingfreezerpops: Drinking water and shows a character in Panzer Dragoon so much larger pal Brighid hen.

awkwardpocky: Come in/Add water to cool the eggs in but i dont think i can do that Spider-man.

fuckingfreezerpops: Pot of boiling grease!

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meme-constructor: When you’re a pillow.

awkwardpocky: And falls into computer while browsing adult video sites and this post!

meme-constructor: When I clean their coop back and is buttery boys.

awkwardpocky: 2015 when you cast this spell increases by 1d6 for every one of their mamas.

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awkwardpocky: Scenery, I was small I thought hatching eggs and getting her picture taken, she doesn’t mind being handled tells me they were shifty.

planetarium2017: BEAK!

awkwardpocky: Freezer J.

planetarium2017: Was sleeping with his staff a flock of… it’s down to the working class.

[pularia]

...How, exactly, does one go about bathing a chicken? Is there special bird shampoo? My own girls probably need a bath, but I fear their wrath...

I just have this small plastic tub that I use. I fill it up at the hose, let it sit in the sun for a bit so it’s not too cold, then swirl in some Dawn. Despite the irony, I figure that if it’s safe to use on birds pulled from oil spills, it’s safe for my chickens. 

In my experience, some chickens actually seem pretty fond of water (Baby, Buck Buck’s spawn, will fall asleep in the tub with her head resting on the side). As for those birds who aren’t, it’s best to be prepared for battle. I normally only bathe them at the beginning and end of summer (so their fresh after and before winter) or if they got into something particularly nasty.

If in doubt, there’s also this amusingly illustrated wikiHow guide. 

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sagehaubitze: I recommend puppy shampoo! It dries out their skin less. Since my two chickens live indoors with me, they get baths on a regular basis.