Blessed @writeontheedge tagged me in this.
If all your young adult characters were contestants on The Bachelor/Bachelorette (a group of women or men all compete for the hand of one person, being eliminated until only one person remains), which character would:
Enter, win, and live happily ever after <3.
To be honest, I don’t think any of my four main characters would win. Salome wouldn’t win because she thinks the entire thing is a joke. Pollyanna wouldn’t win because she is too nice and shy and probably wouldn’t put herself out there in time. Barron would absolutely not even go on the show for a million reasons, one being he would be terrified to be on camera. Isaac could enter, everyone would like him, but I feel like this asexuality would clash with the nature of the show and it would prevent him from wining.
Enter, fall in love with a competitor on the show, have a secret relationship, finally leave the show to marry said contestant, and have a healthier, happier relationship than the winning couple.
Salome. She would enter, connect with a fellow contestant who also thought the show was exploitive but also silly, and they would get to know each other without the pressure of the cameras and other contestants. But I don’t think Sal would actively keep it a secret.
Enter on a dare, take the entire thing as a big joke, and win anyways.
Again, I really don’t think any of them would win, but Salome definitely would enter as a joke and probably get pretty far if she limited her alcohol and pretended to enjoy herself.
Enter believing it to be a odd job interview, break the bachelor/ette’s nose for trying to kiss them believing it to be sexual misconduct, leave the show to become a famous self defense teacher, and die happier and having done more good than all the contestants combined.
OK this one would be Barron, although he probably wouldn’t be violent. You should not touch his boy let alone try to kiss him.
Go on a 2:1 date on a river and push the other contestant off the boat.
Salome. And she would most def get kicked off the show for it.
Enter on a miscommunication, realize their mistake, have a long talk with each contestant about why they’re putting their futures in jeopardy for the entertainment of others, and have all the contestants quit as one.
Pollyanna, and then maybe Isaac too. Polly would not be able to handle the gossip-y, alcohol-based cruelty of the contestants and would want everyone to be friends. Isaac would find fault with the exploitative nature of the show and the overall shallowness of the first impressions.
Sleep through the rose ceremony.
Salome. She’s drunk and eaten all the food so there is really nothing else for her there.
Be sent home for sharing a bit too much information.
Quit because the bachelor/ette doesn’t like cats (or dogs, or ponies, or chocolate….)
Isaac, but it would probably have to be something a BIT more serious. Although he is a firm believer that cats are inherently good and just misunderstood.
Ask to play 20 questions and ask blunt political/philosophical questions because they only have a few weeks before they’re potentially married and they’re going to take this rationally, gosh darn it.
I think Salome and Isaac would do this. Salome, just for kicks. But Isaac has had people invalidate his asexual identity in the past, and he wouldn’t want to go through the whole ordeal only find out that it’s a dealbreaker for the Bachelor/ette.
Take the bachelor/ette hostage on air, demand a billion dollars as random, and disappear off the face of the map.
I don’t think any of them are in a position to do that, but in those sneaky, close-up, candid shots, Salome is definitely thinking about it.
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