send me a platonic relationship and i’ll tell you:
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: mmmmm i wanna say both but like. it’s not because of a fry shortage on either end. harley does it first because she just wants to prove she can and then harry does it back to spite her. chaos ensues
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: harley did it one (1) time and harry literally headbutted her so hard she fell on her ass and saw stars and she hasn’t tried it since
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: harley? harry probably COULD bust her out but WOULD he. i think not. he’d thank his lucky stars she’s not around to annoy him anymore
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: harley but she only does it when she’s outside a ten-foot radius of him
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: harley did it to harry once as a joke when there was a sex scene on tv and now he just does it to her ALL THE TIME for NO REASON AT ALL just to be MEAN
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: in a bizarre reversal, harley calls dibs on bottom bunk, thus forcing harry to take top, allowing her to kick his bunk all night long if she so pleases
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: harley starts them and then harry wins them because he forgoes a pillow and just throws a lamp or some shit at her smh
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: harry, but instead of saying that he just tries to murder them in a fit of rage and disgust after seeing how loveydovey she is with everyone
