#axkingfortrouble

[cantclipthesewings]

So, you just planning on eyeballing all the dildos or did you actually wannabuy buy em? 'Cause they don't really move.... The vibrstors do but those need batteries.

“I was just gonna eyeball. I mean--not like I’m gay, or nothin’. I, uh, I just, uh. Wait, is this your shop? Do dudes come in to buy dildos often?” He looked nervous, shifting from blade to blade. “Uh... Um. I dunno. Maybe I should--uh. No. I dunno.”

[blindaustrian]

Hey, question? How do you tell someone they're pretty.

I don't.

[arschlocharzt-blog-blog]

So say someone theoretically wanted to bribe you for your opinion on inappropriate things. Is that doable or?

Well, that's vague and ominous. 

...Do go on.

[redheaded-idiot]

Arthur, you wanna go to the bar or something? I need someones ass to kick at pool.

No bars reek.

[unpaid-protector-blog]

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*grins* welcome to Nox! stay on the path and try not to get eaten okay?~

[blindaustrian]

So, does porn come in described video? Or do you have to go to like literotica and have some chick read out like, "Yet even now his eloquent phallic erection stood its ground. His brain and heart might quake; this rose-gold warrior, primed with battle-juice, was too forthright and too wise yet to surrender," or whatever's actually in good porno books.

...I don't know, to be honest. I'd imagine most people have enough imagination to not need... whatever it is. You're describing.

I have no use for such things. -He seems. mildly disgusted at the idea of it tbh-

[redheaded-idiot]

axkingfortrouble replied to your post:Back

Aren’t you a fucking sex demon?

Exactly.

[blindaustrian]

You need a beer there?

Huh? No, why do you...

Wait, how old are you again? I thought you were like sixteen.