I can feel your eyes on me, you know.

Hey, question? How do you tell someone they're pretty.

I don’t.

Well, if you weren’t an emotionless part of the Borg how would you?

I figured you’d be better with words then me.

There are people I find attractive, but I don't call anyone pretty. I literally can't tell if someone is physically attractive. I say "your skin is very soft," or "your facial structure is very unique," but--

You came to a blind man for advice with this?

Hey, question? How do you tell someone they're pretty.

I don't.

#axkingfortrouble

-impatiant knocking-

Sebastian, you’re the only one who knocks so annoyingly. You can just let yourself in—

…I guess if whoever is at the door is not Sebastian, then go away, because you’re annoying.

-Rod is just kind of vaguely yelling this towards the door. Martha rolls her eyes and opens the door for him-

I can’t deny that. -Chuckles a little, shaking his head-

This is nice, though, in a way. It’s closer, more personal. Though I imagine if we’d met when you didn’t have your phone I’d probably have been weirded out by it.

"ah yes the exchange of hand germs how intimate." -loudly rolls his eyes- "another thing terrible about this is i dont have emojis" -loud complaining-

I don't understand half your emojis anyway.

Hmph. Well, if you don't want my germs, get off of me. -He bounces his knee a little to make his point, frowning-

-impatiant knocking-

Sebastian, you’re the only one who knocks so annoyingly. You can just let yourself in—

…I guess if whoever is at the door is not Sebastian, then go away, because you’re annoying.

-Rod is just kind of vaguely yelling this towards the door. Martha rolls her eyes and opens the door for him-

-He looks sympathetic, tilting his head to the side-

Aw. Poor Sebastian. -Leans down to peck his lips, smiling a bit- You seem to have figured out a way around it, though. I can see how this is bothersome, but this is an interesting change of pace. I rather like it, I think. Sometimes you type too fast for me.

" ur an old snail you can’t keep up with the cool kids and technology." He snickered as he scribbled out letters adding a few xo’s for good measure.

I can't deny that. -Chuckles a little, shaking his head-

This is nice, though, in a way. It's closer, more personal. Though I imagine if we'd met when you didn't have your phone I'd probably have been weirded out by it.

-impatiant knocking-

Sebastian, you’re the only one who knocks so annoyingly. You can just let yourself in—

…I guess if whoever is at the door is not Sebastian, then go away, because you’re annoying.

-Rod is just kind of vaguely yelling this towards the door. Martha rolls her eyes and opens the door for him-

-waves and quickly signs thank you to her kinda looking frazzled. - -he legitimately flops onto Roderich like he’s some sort of whale breaching the water and starts signing before realizing that’s fucking stupid you can’t sign to a blind man and drags a hand down his face irritated at his own stupidity.- -well then they’re going to have to do this the long way, he grabbed Rod’s hand and wrote “HI” hoping he’d get the idea-

-He jumps, startled at the contact, but he realises it’s just seb bein seb soon and relaxes a little-

-Then he’s back to writing words on his hand? He raises an eyebrow, patting Sebastian’s face idly with his free hand in greeting- Hello Sebastian. Did you break your phone or something?

"someone stole it they said im grounded" -he spelled hating having to take so long to say one thing, skipping out on punctuation. He did lean into the hand on his face - "it was bizarre and i want to strangle them."

-He looks sympathetic, tilting his head to the side-

Aw. Poor Sebastian. -Leans down to peck his lips, smiling a bit- You seem to have figured out a way around it, though. I can see how this is bothersome, but this is an interesting change of pace. I rather like it, I think. Sometimes you type too fast for me.

So, does porn come in described video? Or do you have to go to like literotica and have some chick read out like, "Yet even now his eloquent phallic erection stood its ground. His brain and heart might quake; this rose-gold warrior, primed with battle-juice, was too forthright and too wise yet to surrender," or whatever's actually in good porno books.

…I don’t know, to be honest. I’d imagine most people have enough imagination to not need… whatever it is. You’re describing.

I have no use for such things. -He seems. mildly disgusted at the idea of it tbh-

I’m pretty sure that purple prose is the definition of Harlequin novel there. Also remind me to stick that in Scott’s bag when I’m done reading this crap. It’s hilariously bad.

Wait, so you’ve never watched porn? Well, ignoring you know the can’t part, but I mean you gotta jack off to something, right?

No, and no. I don’t usually, eh, “jack off,” as you so crudely put it, at all. Though I don’t think that’s because I can’t see.

Do you ask everyone invasive questions like this, or am I a special case?

… Why not? You know it’s supposed to be good, right?

Oh right. Uh, I dunno. I guess everyone who it’s like ok to ask. Why, you don’t like talking about your dick?

I'm aware. I just... never really feel the desire to do such. I don't feel interest in anyone unless there's--something else there first. I don't know. Perhaps I'm just as much a prude as everyone makes me out to be.

...It's odd, is all. You're odd, Mikkel.

-impatiant knocking-

Sebastian, you’re the only one who knocks so annoyingly. You can just let yourself in—

…I guess if whoever is at the door is not Sebastian, then go away, because you’re annoying.

-Rod is just kind of vaguely yelling this towards the door. Martha rolls her eyes and opens the door for him-

-waves and quickly signs thank you to her kinda looking frazzled. - -he legitimately flops onto Roderich like he’s some sort of whale breaching the water and starts signing before realizing that’s fucking stupid you can’t sign to a blind man and drags a hand down his face irritated at his own stupidity.- -well then they’re going to have to do this the long way, he grabbed Rod’s hand and wrote “HI” hoping he’d get the idea-

-He jumps, startled at the contact, but he realises it's just seb bein seb soon and relaxes a little-

-Then he's back to writing words on his hand? He raises an eyebrow, patting Sebastian's face idly with his free hand in greeting- Hello Sebastian. Did you break your phone or something?

#pets ur face. hi

So, does porn come in described video? Or do you have to go to like literotica and have some chick read out like, "Yet even now his eloquent phallic erection stood its ground. His brain and heart might quake; this rose-gold warrior, primed with battle-juice, was too forthright and too wise yet to surrender," or whatever's actually in good porno books.

…I don’t know, to be honest. I’d imagine most people have enough imagination to not need… whatever it is. You’re describing.

I have no use for such things. -He seems. mildly disgusted at the idea of it tbh-

I’m pretty sure that purple prose is the definition of Harlequin novel there. Also remind me to stick that in Scott’s bag when I’m done reading this crap. It’s hilariously bad.

Wait, so you’ve never watched porn? Well, ignoring you know the can’t part, but I mean you gotta jack off to something, right?

No, and no. I don't usually, eh, "jack off," as you so crudely put it, at all. Though I don't think that's because I can't see.

Do you ask everyone invasive questions like this, or am I a special case?

So, does porn come in described video? Or do you have to go to like literotica and have some chick read out like, "Yet even now his eloquent phallic erection stood its ground. His brain and heart might quake; this rose-gold warrior, primed with battle-juice, was too forthright and too wise yet to surrender," or whatever's actually in good porno books.

...I don't know, to be honest. I'd imagine most people have enough imagination to not need... whatever it is. You're describing.

I have no use for such things. -He seems. mildly disgusted at the idea of it tbh-

#axkingfortrouble

-impatiant knocking-

Sebastian, you're the only one who knocks so annoyingly. You can just let yourself in--

...I guess if whoever is at the door is not Sebastian, then go away, because you're annoying.

-Rod is just kind of vaguely yelling this towards the door. Martha rolls her eyes and opens the door for him-

#lautstumm

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

[Sure, sounds good] -He sat up joining him-

-He waited a few moments before prying- [How are you feeling?]

-He hesitates for a second before shrugging, standing up and rubbing the back of his neck as he speaks-

Uh, you know, same as always. H-Heh. Why, uh, why do you ask?

-Yes. Playing dumb is the best option.-

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

-Honestly he would have been out for a while, was he a light sleeper, yes, was he down for the count, also yes. until the lovely familiar ring of his alarm began playing- Go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick, suck a big or small diiick. -Seb reached for where his phone would have been if he was in his own bed first patting around before giving a huffy sigh searching amongst the blankets for it and hitting snooze.- [I’d apologize for that if I was actually sorry.] -he snickered -

-He jumped a bit when the song started, but he ended up laughing-

You're such a dork, Sebastian. -He stretches and sits up, patting whatever part of Seb is closest, which is probably his knee-

...Do you, uh, want some breakfast?

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

-he shook his head at the apology drawing an exaggerated “OK” on Rod’s body, seeing as his phone was now a victim of the blankets, lost until morning. Feeling him loosen up some he gently ran his hands along his spine in an attempt to comfort him -

#waddles awkwardly thru time skip

-He was awake for a little while after that, relaxing in Sebastian's arms and staying close. It was pretty hard to tell when exactly he fell asleep, but he woke up with Sebastian sprawled on the bed and smiled, content to just lay there until the mute woke up-

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

-He was a bit shocked at the shove but it wasn’t like he was offended, he waited a few seconds to see if there was going to be an explanation. But there wasn’t so he carefully made his presence known placing a hand on his stomach before snaking it around his waist to hug him, kissing his cheek before burying his face into he crook of Roderichs neck.-

-He hesitated for a second before letting his fingers tangle in Sebastian's shirt, letting himself relax in Sebastian's arms. his face was burning, but he held Seb close anyway-

...S-Sorry.

-That was said quiet enough that if Seb was asleep it would wake him-

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

-hearing the small noises made him wake up and actually observe what was going on here fretting some over why Roderich was so distressed.- -He sat up some shaking his shoulder lightly seeing if that did the trick before grabbing his phone pressing annoying default ringtones hoping that’d wake him up -

-It'll definitely take a few ringtones but eventually he startles awake, pushing his hands forward into Sebastian with more force than he would have planned, had he planned any at all-

-And he blinks a few times, as if that actually affects his vision, before collapsing back into bed in a kind of limp, tired way-

-He's not 100% conscious of what woke him up maybe it wasn't sebastian and he can pretend he's not a weirdo---

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

-Sebastian laid still for as long as he could stand not wanting to disturb Roderich but being in someone elses bed made him somewhat restless, carefully he tried to get comfortable but in the end he drifted into a rather light sleep.- -the bed was moving?… He peeked an eye open thinking just maybe it was Rod getting up or something but it was still pitch black out, he sighed and closed his eyes again trying to fall back asleep when the movements got a little more forceful. Turning to face Roderich he noticed the erratic breathing accompanying them.-