When Cullen rejects you a dance right on the spot

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When Cullen rejects you a dance right on the spot
24, 38, 39, 47, and 49 for Ayla (or that mage who is romancing Cullen whose name i forget bc i'm trash {or anybody you want})
24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?
Ayla takes a little bit to fall asleep but sleeps like a rock once she does. She will deny that she snores till the sun goes out but her siblings know the truth. Ayla is so used to sleeping on thin mats that her Inquisitor’s bed is almost alien because it’s so soft and gives her nightmares about being eaten up by quicksand or the ocean or something.
38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had?
Ayla admires people who are kind in spite of everything. She feels like life has made her bitter and she sometimes wishes she could be the merciful, understanding and sympathetic person that her “believers” want her to be.
39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging?
Assuming this is a modern AU where emails and messaging is a thing, Ayla prefers text messaging
47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event?
Ayla’s great at being a social chameleon, she can be charming and diplomatic and she hates every second of it. She would much rather wear pajamas and chill out, leaving the formalities to someone who enjoys it.
49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them?
Her most valued object is a handmade dalish pendant that Zev made for her when they were kids. It’s hideous and she loves it so dearly and wears it every day. it’s meant to be a forest cat but it’s looks like a weird dog or horse? It’s fantastic and Ayla would and still will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.
Vee: Nothing's impossible for a Possible!
Me: Your name's Lavellan????
Golden trio as a pop star group, golden trio as three 5 star chefs starting a restaurant called "The Inquisition", golden trio as McDonald employees??? The golden trio as hollywood superstars
Ayla and Mahanon and Zev as pop stars would probably be something like fucking Jem and the Holograms they’d be so dopey and dumb.
The chef thing I cannot even I’m gonna laugh myself to death. Zev can actually cook pretty well, he’s just SUPER lazy in Modern AU so he shovels garbage into his body. I feel like he’d be really good at making a variety of dinner plates and he just has tons of fun trying out new shit. Mahanon would probably be great at like gourmet mac and cheese and all this amazing desserts that’ll make you cry. What would Ayla be? I imagine whatever she does she’s like Gordon Ramsay.
MCDONALD EMPLOYEES. Zev gets fired and re-hired about 20 times. He’s the kid who just makes monster sandwiches when it’s dead and puts his head under the soft serve machine. I feel like Ayla always has fries that she’s snuck out like 24/7
Hollywood superstars, like movie stars? I gotta think about that one more. But I really like famous trio. Zev does all sorts of dumb bullshit and all this eccentric junk. Mahanon’s the person who hates doing interviews and likes acting but is super nervous and junk and their fanbase is rly sweet and supportive of them? Ayla is the biggest diva but not rly she just does it for kicks? And she likes taking down reporters who ask dumb sexist questions!
tl;dr I love these. The Golden Trio/Lavellan Siblings are my life
@dread-wolf-take-you @mens-frights-activist
Ayla, Zev, and Mahanon Lavellan going apple picking in a modern au! There's a tree there, trust me ;) Zev belongs to @zabrakqueen Mahanon belongs to @mens-frights-activist
BROTP ASKMEME WITH AYLA AND ZEV
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Zev and Ayla HATES IT like ZEV YOU ARE A GROWN MAN STOP EATING MY FRIES but on the other hand Ayla notices that he never looks like he’s eating enough and pretends not to see sometimes.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Zev will do it in front of friends, but Ayla does it in front of strangers and Zev reacts like a child to cooties. Which honestly is why she does it 10 times out of 10
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Ayla, and it’s usually at 2 in the morning and Ayla pulls up in her banged up sedan, in her pjs,bails him out and wordlessly drives them to Denny’s because it’s not like the night could get any worse.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Ayla dishes out all of the thoughtful advice, Zev’s response is usually “Dump them”
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Zev will unplug your controller mid game, but he will never survive.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk. Ayla, and then Zev argues, and Ayla still gets top bunk. And she will lord it over him like the older sister she is.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Zev starts them, Ayla wins them. Brutally.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: ZEV AND ITS AWFUL AYLA IS MORTIFIED AND ZEV GETS MURDERED RIP THAT BOY
I’m really loving they way my new Lavellan emotes.
Ayla Lavellan Inner dialogue, in order...
There is something about you that makes me want to fuck you and punch you.
And not necessarily in that order.
What fresh hell is this?
Fuck.
tell me about ayla lavellan
TELL YOU ABOUT AYLA
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT AYLA
youre gonna regret asking