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[totalmultistantrash]

master list

i run a bunch of different blogs but since this is my multi blog, this masterlist will include all of my fics across all of my blogs! groups are listed in alphabetical order. i’ll probably add more groups at some point lol.

[15:35] • San Smut(ish) Drabble [07:52] • Wooyoung Smut(ish) Drabble

THE SWEETEST FRUIT

Demon San AU

A mysterious boy appears to you one night, and he promises you something absolutely delicious. But will it be worth everything he asks in return? And what brought him here in the first place? Something doesn’t seem right...

Preview

The Pleasure Collection • DOPE Era Smut

1. The Art of Seduction

Navy Member Yoongi AU

You finally see Yoongi after his six years of service in the navy and he’s so much more attractive than you remember. Now that you’re grown, you’re determined to make him yours.

Read Here

2. If You Insist

Police Officer Jungkook AU

After being targeted by the criminal that has been kidnapping young women across the city, you meet a certain police officer who makes it his sole mission to protect you.

Read Here & Epilogue

3. Temptation (Jimin)

Office Worker Jimin AU

He was the love of your life, and one day he disappeared without a word. Nearly a decade later, he returns, and nothing in the world could prepare you for the whirlwind of being Park Jimin’s boss.

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THE WITCHING

Adventure AU • Series (Namjoon, Jimin, Taehyung, and Seokjin)

With the help of four boys, you fight to find a way out of the mysterious town in which you are trapped, discovering secrets that you should never learn and being haunted by an unforgiving evil.

Part 1 • More Coming Soon

TTYL

Idol/Camgirl AU • Taehyung Smut Series

An incredible amount of luck leads to an unforgettable experience on a video-chat website with a sexy stranger.

Part 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 - Completed

The Space Between

Photographer AU • Taehyung Almost Smut Oneshot

You meant for it to be a simple photoshoot. But with the unexpected language barrier, the shoot becomes more physical than anticipated. And you had no idea what kind of affect this gorgeous stranger would have on you.

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Shelter From The Storm

First Time/Stuck In A Cabin AU • Yoongi Smut Series

After intentionally isolating yourself for years, you somehow end up inviting a complete stranger into your very small, very cozy home for a long, rainy weekend. Maybe there’s a reason he got lost on your land; maybe you need him just as much as he needs you.

Part 1 • 2 • More Coming Soon

Heat Wave

Boyfriend AU • Yoongi Bondage Smut Oneshot

Your boyfriend has made a habit of tying you up, and you couldn’t possibly refuse him.

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London Fog

Secret Admirer AU • Yoongi Fluff Oneshot

He works at a coffee shop. She works at a tea shop. Maybe it’s true what they say about opposites attracting.

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Tilted

Robot AU • Yoongi Fluff Drabble

For something so mechanical, she truly was made of pure joy, an eternal beacon of hope and wishful thinking. He wanted to survive, but she wanted to live.

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If You Insist (Epilogue)

Police Officer AU • Jungkook Smut Drabble

You excitedly dash home after a long day of classes - this is the first night in weeks that your boyfriend is home and you intend to take full advantage of it.

Note: This is an EPILOGUE. Please read If You Insist first!

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Don’t You Dare Hold Back

Masseuse AU • Namjoon Smut Oneshot

Get ready. You’re about to have the best massage of your life.

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Hot for Teacher

College AU • Hongseok/Kino/Wooseok x Reader Smut Series

You never realized how much one drunken night could color the rest of your college experience until you discover that the handsome stranger from your cousin’s wedding is also the new professor at your university.

Part 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 5.5 • 6 • More Coming Soon

Ask My Muses: Hot for Teacher

Roommates

Roommates AU • Changgu Smut Oneshot

You’ve been best friends with Changgu for forever. But can you really be content with being just friends when you become roommates?

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All The Time In The World

Soulmates AU • Yanan Fluff Oneshot

Ever since you were little, you’d heard about soulmates. You’d been told that there was one person, just a single soul out of the seven billion on the planet, that was meant to join with yours. But how long would it take for you to Connect?

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Imagines/Drabbles

Boyfriend Habits • Pentagon Imagine

Amusement Park Date • Hyunggu Fluff Imagine

Just A Thought • Hongseok Fluff Drabble

Do As You Please • Changgu Smut(ish) Drabble

The Boy Who Stole Your Heart

Idol Boyfriend AU • Chan Smut/Fluff Oneshot

in which your boyfriend returns from war tour

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Last updated: 11/28/2019

[soft-pentagon]

Hi! I was wondering if you could recommend some of your favorite Pentagon tumblrs. I'm super new to the fandom and I'm looking for people to follow. I'm also looking for pentagon fic blogs if you know any ^.^ thank you!

Hey there love~ welcome to the fandom! :)

I’ve answered an ask similar to this a few time ago so i hope you don’t mind me linking you there~ Here

As for ptg fic blogs i like these:

@pentagon-uwuniverse @dawnwritesit @imaginepentagon @adachicuto @sf9pentagoner @sf9pentascenarios

[suga-ssi]

I see you're asking for TV recs! WELL. If you haven't yet seen it, you MUST watch Legend of Korra. It's a "kids show" but it's actually so amazing. The character arcs are so so good and the humor is spot on. You also don't have to watch all of Avatar: The Last Airbender beforehand, but you'll pick up on some references more if you do. I watched Korra first and still loved it. There are romantic relationship moments in both shows, but that's definitely not the focus. So you have to watch it lol

DUUUUUUDE! I finished the Avatar series! hahahahaha I’m old school and loved the first one more… but yeah. Korra was good too :D

[vankoya]

For real though, you're right about Euphoria sounding generic. It's nothing special. It's such a Chainsmokers sound (those assholes). BS&T was probably my favorite comeback because it was catchy yet still unique, and I haven't liked much else they've put out since then. Makes me kind of sad that they've turned so heavily into an electropop sound.

Anonymous said: Oghhh my gooddd I’ve been waiting for someone to say this! I’ve been with BTS since their debut and the way they’ve shifted their music and style in love yourself her, I’ve felt like it was all for the new fans and those demanding westernised music. It makes me so sad because I don’t want them to change and I felt like they’re not expressing their true colours. I hope that this comeback is similar to what has drawn me to them, don’t get me wrong, new concepts are not bad… its just not BTS.

Anonymous said: i was just talking to my boyfriend about this!! i totally agree with you and the other anons about euphoria/dna not being really my cup of tea and how it sounded like countless other American pop songs – when the album came out, I was really sad because I couldn’t feel that bts vibe I felt in the older albums and didn’t listen to it much. if we get wings/bst style songs for this album…I will gladly give my soul to the devil for 100 lifetimes. taehyung has truly served a masterpiece.

It’s nice to see that I’m not the only one who thought so!! My main problem is with Euphoria being so incredibly pop-y and I was definitely fearing (before Singularity) that it was going to be the tone for Love Yourself: Tear. I like to think I have a relatively extensive list of music genres that I enjoy, but the generic pop songs that I’m bound to hear when I walk into a retail store are not on there.

In regards to the recent albums not sounding like the boys, I personally adored Don’t Leave Me in the Face Yourself album, and Serendipity, Pied Piper, Outro: Her and Go Go in the Love Yourself: Her album. I thought they were most attuned to the “sound” that we know as BTS, and I would definitely credit Love Yourself: Her as possibly their most diverse album, musically. I admire how the album really displays their growth and versatility, whilst somewhat keeping to that core element that is truly BTS. But that’s just my personal taste!!

I’m speaking it out into the world: BTS will not go down a pop-heavy route. BTS will not go down a pop-heavy route. BTS will not go down a pop-heavy route. 

[vankoya]

Happy birthday my Taurus sister! I'm turning 24 on Saturday. Here's to feeling old lol 🎉

Woooo happy birthday to us, in that case!!! Getting old isn’t all that bad, if you put all of the adult-ing and responsibility out of your mind for a few moments ;^)) Thank you!! ♡

[vankoya]

Okay hold up I just saw you mentioned Baby Dont Stop and I just wanna say I'm obsessed. I'm not really a fan of NCT's music, but I cannot stop listening to that one! It's so simple and so catchy.

Same!! I listen to a fair bit of NCT’s music, but I don’t really follow the actual members or group. They have some serious bangers, though. 7th Sense will eternally be the best debut song and music video that any kpop group creates. Well, second to Oh Yeah by MBLAQ.

[vankoya]

Lol I always aim for that strong pee flow afterwards because I don't mess around with UTIs. I had about 6 of them in a year one time and I never want to do that again. Happened to my mom all the time when she was young (tmi) but it might be something genetic? Idk, that's besides the point lol

UTIs are awful, for sure. As an article I once read said, it feels like a hundred tiny gnomes are piercing your urinary tract with hot pokers!!

I will happily get TMI, too. When I was first having sex with my recent ex boyfriend, who was living with my gal pal, I had completely forgotten that I needed to pee after sex. I remember walking into her bedroom at one point, saying: “Either Lanky has given me chlamydia again or I have another goddamn UTI. This is the third one in the past two months.” My gal pal straight away asked if I was peeing after sex, to which I had stared blankly at her, and she very quickly became horrified and started screaming: “BITCH, YOU GOTTA PEE, REMEMBER?!” 

Ah, the times.

[vankoya]

Hey boo, just saw your answer about peeing vs squirting and wanted to point out that it's generally a bad idea to pee before masturbation/sex, because then you won't have a strong enough stream afterwards to flush your urinary tract out and kill bacteria that might have gotten up in there. Also, I'm pretty sure peeing after only prevents UTIs, not STIs... but I could be wrong about that.

Ooh definitely, not peeing before sex will allow for a stronger stream to flush your urinary tract. But there is not really a crucial time limit of when you should pee after sex, from what I know. As long as it is within the first hour or two afterwards, it should be fine. Thus, you have a fair bit of time to glug back some water and relieve yourself!!

I think it is more of a comfort thing, if anything. As in, if you think there is a fair bit of liquid sitting in your bladder, even if you are not feeling like you urgently need to pee, it can be good to let it out before sex to save you the mental: “Oh shit, am I actually going to pee with his dick in me?” when that ‘need to pee’ sensation comes about near orgasming. That is the main reason why I do it, because I seriously hated getting to that point during sex where I was like: “IS THIS GONNA BE PISS OR AN ORGASM, FUCK.”

As for the UTI vs. STI sdfghj you are right, I was meant to put UTI. My brain is malfunctioning as it is officially past my bedtime. Thank you for pointing it out!!