I'M DOING THIS OUT OF LOVE FOR YOU. YUKINEXYUUYA AND SHUUYA AYE GOGOGO
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs | bury me in this ship pls and thank you
How long will they last? - Until one dies lmFAO
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took many, many years oh my god.
How was their first kiss? - It was awkward at first, but Yuuya’s a pro so it was gr8.
Wedding:
Who proposed? -
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? - Shuu, most often
Who is the one to instigate things? - Yuuya. Hands down.
How healthy is their sex life? - Pretty okay, I suppose? Lots of sexual frustation on Yuuya’s part.Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yeah probably. At least Yuuya does.
How rough are they in bed? - Depends 8)Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. (He wants this with Shuu. Just. all the cuddles.)
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - None. 8)
How many children will they adopt? - Miru and Kaku. And Doll though asexual reproduction
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Shuu
Who is the stricter parent? - Shuu
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Seriously Yuuya is a shit parent tbh
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Shuu
Who is the more loved parent? - Shuu b/c they’re all naturally closer to them. Yuuya is sort of a newcomer. Dolly loves him though.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?: Shuu
Who cried the most at graduation? - Yuuya lol
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - THEY BOTH DO…
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Yuuya because your Shuu is lazy.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Shuu, probably….?
Who does the grocery shopping? - They take turns
How often do they bake desserts? - Very now and then
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Salad eaters
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Yuuya is clearly the more romantic one
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Yuuya
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Yuuya, only he burns his own wings instead
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Shuu
Who is really against chores? - Yuuya
Who cleans up after the pets? - No pets.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Yuuya
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Yuuya
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Yuuya did.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Yuuya, to an infuriating
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - No dogs.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Shuu doesn’t give a shit/is too lazy so it’s Yuuya. If they can, anyways.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Ditch the parties. Find somewhere safe. Live together in peace. Don’t die.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Shuu def.
Who plays the most pranks? - Yuuya.
