I’m pretty lit right now because Friday drinks yay and I was thinking about how neji would be drunk (should he ever allow himself to be in such an improper state) so I have some mini hcs
-firstly you know drunk neji is going to be completely red in the face, even if his expression is neutral this is the number one indicator he’s had a few
-he will be pretty silent once his senses start to blur because he’s trying to maintain focus even though it’s impossible (poor boi lol)
-now this is unless someone starts talking to him, he will be way more chatty than usual
-his sass will also manifest much more and he may come across even more savage than normal
-he will constantly insist he is fine every time someone asks
-the boy is a lightweight and will drink too much way to quickly because he isn’t used to it
-will probably pass out eventually just because his body can’t handle it
-if he has a s/o he won’t be handsy but he’ll be extra affectionate in what he says, whispering sweet nothings in their ear (which will probably catch them off guard because they’re in public and neji isn’t normally like this)
-it’ll be up to his s/o to get him home because the boy is a mess, cant stand or walk
-when they get home he will probably collapse on them and fall asleep
-in the morning he will be super embarrassed for losing control in such a manner
-if his s/o teases him he will be super pouty but tbh it will be hella cute
-especially if they mention the sweet nothings he was saying he will become suuuuper flustered at saying such things to them let alone in public
Soz can’t add a gif because apparently Idk how to work tumblr mobile while like this but enjoy my loves
