#meowle asks

[guacameowle]

the devs didn’t give julian magic because he would have fought the devil himself 😆

He fights the devil barehanded & without magic in his Reverse End. He says he fought the devil again & again until the will to fight left him entirely & he realized he’d never win.

[guacameowle]

your julian kink list is all glorified abuse get help 🤷‍♀️

You sound fucking stupid.

Have the day you deserve. xx

[guacameowle]

How many follwers do you have?

It's just you & me here, honeybunch. xx

[guacameowle]

Who’s your fav in ikeprince?

Based on first introductions I like Rio & Nokto the most so far. I have a feeling I’ll like Yves, Clavis, & Licht the more I get to know them.

How are y’all enjoying the game so far?

[guacameowle]

Okay but which mystic messenger characters know the lyrics to WAP 👀

Jumin - See’s WAP trending & asks what it is in the chat; Zen & Saeyoung laugh at him. He looks it up on Urban Dictionary then Googles the song to read the lyrics. Shortcircuts for a bit like that phone call where you tell him you want to **** with ****** while ******* *** *** * **** & he sputters & tells you you have interesting tastes...

Saeyoung - Absolutely knows the words. No question. Jokes nonstop with Maid Mary Vanderwood to “BRING A BUCKET & A MOP FOR THIS -”  *Vanderwood hangs up*

Yoosung - Knows it completely. Has it added to nearly every playlist he’s made. Forgets to mute himself while gaming, singing it at his full capacity during raids. “Make it cream, make me scream! Out in public make a scene! THEY’RE GRIEFING MEEEE!! THERE’S SOME WHORES IN THIS HOUSE! THERE’S SOME WHORES IN THIS HOUSE! Thanks for the assist, ShockTalk87! HE BOUGHT A PHONE JUST FOR PICTURES OF THIS WET-ASS PUSSY!”

Zen - He’s no stranger to wet-ass pussy. Thinks himself an expert, actually. You need your pussy soaking wet? He can handle it. Is a bit shocked at the provocativeness of the song when he first hears it, but in the end he knows every Princess deserves a wet-ass pussy. Likely doesn’t shut up about it in chat for days. The song made him horny.

Jaehee - Absolutely knows the fucking lyrics. If you dare say otherwise I’ll fight you my damn self. She may play it off as if she’s heard it once or twice & it wasn’t of interest BUT SHE IS IN FACT HIGHLY INTERESTED! Listens to it covertly when at work. Finds herself humming it often. Imagines Zen making a cover of the song.

Jihyun - Doesn’t know the lyrics. He sits in cars enough though, like damn... turn on satellite radio or something.

Saeran - Doesn’t.

Unknown - Sings it before he comes crashing through your window. “THERE’S SOME WHORES IN THIS -” *crash*

[guacameowle]

I didn't realize how much I missed u screaming in the tags, Lynn 😂 love the Arcana spam~

I missed it a bit, too! There’s just a special feeling I get when I horny ramble in tags that no other social media has managed to capture. 

[guacameowle]

hi!! um, I saw your post on SLBP route triggers and I was wondering if I could use it as a layout reference for a trigger list for another game^^? I’ll be sure to tag you of course, but I just wanted to make sure if it was okay or not first;;;

Of course you can. I don’t think I did anything special with the layout but if you saw something worth using for yourself then go for it. You don’t have to tag me, but I appreciate you asking. Good luck making your list.

[guacameowle]

which slbp characters know the lyrics to WAP?

Shigezane - “There’s some whores in this house! It’s me... I’m the whore.”

Saizo - Would never admit to knowing it, but we know he knows. Might recite it just to watch Yukimura freak out & blush over it: “We-we-we-wet-ass p-aaahhh!!!!”

Hideyoshi - Drops it low & pops his bussy while singing it, tongue out. 

Inuchiyo - Knows it because Hideyoshi won’t stop fucking singing it.

Kenshin - It’s his new favorite song. “A wet-ass pussy like a flower in bloom with morning’s dew on it.” 😊

Shingen - Knows it & is willing to give anyone some lessons to ensure they obtain a wet-ass pussy.

I feel like all the ninjas would know, but Hotaru asks in front of the entire castle what a wet-ass pussy is. Tell me I’m wrong, I dare you.