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JAMILTON!!!!!!!!!
Oh LORD this gon’ be good. This relationship is so complicated so pardon me if I’m overly wordy.
Who’s the cuddler:
These two would be strongly against showing each other any sort of affection at first. Anything that is beyond strictly sexual would be a taboo in the beginning. They have that major love/hate relationship going on.
Of course as the relationship progresses and they realize that it isn’t just a thing bred from their steamy one-night stands ( that ends up being more than just a one-night stand smh ) they start showing more signs of vulnerability to each other.
Alex would be the kind who would fall asleep on Jefferson after a long day and in turn, Jefferson would glance over to bitch about it but probably realize that he likes him a lot more than he initially thought. Carefully, as to not wake Alex, he’d get a blanket and just let him sleep on him, stealing glances at his face every once in a while in deep turmoil bc WOW he’s cute but wow he’s not supposed to like him at the same time.
Who makes the bed:
Alex would try to take up the task but eventually just throw his hands up in defeat because Jefferson literally can’t even pick up his own clothes when he dresses and eventually the room would become a sort of mess.
So naturally Jefferson lets the servants do it bc wow, he’s a lazy scumbag. ( I love you Jeff but MY GOD. )
Who wakes up first:
Alex and Jefferson are tied for when they wake up. In fact, they’re so childish with all things in their relationship that they make this into a sort of competition of who can wake up first. Alex is usually the winner in this because Jefferson is such a beauty queen.
Who has the weird taste in music:
They openly state they abhor each others music. Jefferson talks about how Alex has no taste and Alex returns the favor, saying that Jefferson has shit music.
If they ever find a song that the other enjoys that they just so happened to like as well, they listen to it secretly.
It’s even funnier if the other realizes it and acts all cocky like ‘Is that the music I introduced you to?’
Who is more protective:
They are the kind of couple who will completely rip each other to pieces but the moment someone else contributed, they’d both kind of turn and glare like ‘What’d you say about him?’
It’s about equal BECAUSE of this.
And with how quick witted and stubborn they are, I’m sure whoever had anything to say would be shut down and would instantly feel stupid for even trying.
Who sings in the shower:
Jefferson is CONSTANTLY told to shut the fuck up. Things are thrown at the door to the bathroom but to be annoying, Jefferson gets LOUDER.
Who cries during movies:
They’re not really moved too often by movies, so in their case—If it were maybe a movie about a complicated family life, abandonment etc–it would be Alex.
Jefferson would surprisingly be very consoling though. He’d talk him through it and probably switch off with talking about something else and purposely get on Alex’s nerves with some nonsensical debate and switch off the movie while he was distracted.
As much as he picks on Alexander, he doesn’t want him to relive things that hurt him and he isn’t COMPLETELY heartless.
Who spends the most while out shopping:
Jefferson DEFINITELY. It’s gotten to the point where Alex DREADS when they need something because Jefferson just buys whatever catches his eye.
Who kisses more roughly:
It’s pretty even believe it or not.
Jefferson would constantly lean down and kiss Alex roughly when he was getting on his nerves but Alex would do the same and yank Jefferson ( way way ) down and kiss him aggressively.
Who is more dominate:
Jefferson is. Alex in this relationship can definitely play power-bottom though. He’s very mouthy and it ends up being bad for him in the end.
My rating of the ship from 1-10:
Jamilton is a mixture of things my wife and I typically rp and look for. It’s angsty, it’s love/hate, it’s enemies to lovers, it honestly has a lot of kinks that we enjoy, so it’S PRETTY DAMN GREAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT2pZo8F3tk
( adds a few dozen more 0′s to that tho. B) )
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