#azeru

[sevensfantasia]

kristen’s favorite vtubers - 2/? - azeru

[reikawafuji]

My acting like I'm listening to music, meanwhile I'm listening to Azeru

[legendsnjk]

What is a Chat? A miserable pile of secrets. Vampire fan art of Azeru for Halloween.

[fortheloveofarchons]

Y'know who Sunday from H:SR reminds me of....

Hear me out!!!

I don't know if anyone has said this before but Sunday is literally Azeru and Ayato's love child together 😭 (I ain't complaining I NEED Sunday)

For Azeru it's the angel themes, wearing gold piercings/earrings, gold colour ornaments on their outfits, similar bangs, a cute smile, and the ability to entrance others with his suave voice.

For Ayato however, is that they have similar color palettes, having a younger sister, both are brothers who deals with the "behind the scenes" events of their own nation during their archon/trailblazer quest, and depicted to be a morally-grey character (and manipulative to some extent) in order to protect those they love.

All in all this is just my comparison to the two, may we Sunday havers get Sunday to be playable and to finally obtain him in the future!!!

🙏🙏🙏

[nanamin-nah-nanamine]

Nsfw audios kinda go crazy I’m ngl 🧍🏾‍♀️

[redactedbimbo]

Currently listening to azeru's scaramouche asmr and 😩❤❤❤❤❤

I swear azeru is so talented

"Let me takecare of everything else"

"You smell good"

🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[lobsessed-fanl]

Rei’s Gossip Train

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: Rei is a little gossip. Some love it and some hate it. Today Kamado is going to understand why people hate it. On a completely definitely unrelated note, Kamado is balding.

Read below the cut or the Link!

Today, so far, was a normal day for Rei. Wake up, feed his pokemon, check the requests, go to the photo booth, get to work. 

He got up and got dressed, check. He got the food his pokemon loved to eat made, check. He went to the board to check for requests and there weren’t any today, check. He was on the fourth part of his checklist, just finished taking his daily photo with Amya, his Samurott, when he saw Kamado was in the photo booth and noticed something no one else had noticed before. 

Kamdo

Was

BALDING!

He had a bald spot on the back of his head. It was soooo small, but noticeable if you were observant like him. 

So Rei did what any normal person would do. And went to go get his hair touched up, mainly for the reason to gossip with Warden Arezu. 

“Hey little hero! What can I get done for you today?” Arezu asked, then noticed Rei’s mischievous smile and immediately understood. “A touch up, I assume?”

“You know me too well, Warden Arezu!” He said, taking a seat. 

“Anything you wish to… spill?”

“Mhm… mayyybbee something. Depends on if you want to hear it, Arezu.”

“If I ever decline it then it ain’t me.”

“Pfft! Fair! Well, I was going through my normal day, and I had gotten to the photo booth part of my day. And you’d never believe what I saw.”

“What? Don’t leave me hanging!”

“I saw Kamado. And I noticed something different about him.”

“Ooh, what did you notice?” Arezu asked in excitement.

“I noticed a small piece of what should normally be hair missing from the back of his head.”

“WHAT?!? Wait… you’re not saying what I think you are, are you?”

“Oh I am! Girl, Kamado is B A L D I N G!”

“No! Ugh. I’m the Hairdresser! I should’ve been the first to notice. How were you able to notice faster than I was?”

“Because I am observant. And Kamado rarely leaves his office for anything. That was the fourth time I saw him out of his office EVER!”

“Well I suppose that makes sense. So… is this spreadable or is this staying between us?”

“Tell whoever you want, I’m feeling petty today.”

Rei said, about to pay Arezu for the touch up.

“You don’t need to pay, Rei. That was enough payment.” Arezu declined.

“Alright, whatever you say Warden.” Rei accepted. 

Rei then made his next stop. The Coronet Highlands. He and Melli didn’t always get along, but they would share and spread gossip together. 

Rei told Melli a lot of gossip, and he got gossip in return. 

So Rei made his way up to the Coronet Highlands, and up to where Melli usually was, with Lord Electrode.

“Hm, I see the beanpole is back. What is it that you want today, grunt?” Melli asked, flipping one of his braids. 

“Warden Melli, good to see you too. I have some hot and fresh gossip if you want to hear it!” He said with a mischievous smirk.

“Oh! Well my aplogies for my words. What gossip do you have, kid? Is it worthy for the great warden Melli?” Mellie asked, intrigued.

“Have you seen Kamado’s hair recently?”

“… no. What about it?”

“Melli, Kamado is BALDING!!”

“WHAT?!? No freaking way! I mean, about time, he is an old man.”

“How old is he?”

“Like, 56 or something. Somewhere around there. The boss man refuses to tell anyone his age because he thinks it will make people like him less.”

“… Really?”

“Of course he is. That old man is grey, but keeps dying his hair from what I can tell. He doesn’t even do it well.”

“Pfft! I’m assuming Azeru told you that when she dyed his hair for the first time?”

“Duh. I’m assuming I can tell Sabi and the others in the Diamond clan about this?”

“Of course. Kamado can’t do what he did to me and not expect me to get back at him.” Rei responded.

“Fair enough. Thank you for this information. It was worth dealing with… your presence. Anyhow, scram, child. I have more important things to tend to.” Melli said. Rei let out an annoyed but amused huff and left.

Time passed and the word spread like flies. Everyone knew now that Kamado was balding. And today Kamado happened to be going to the shops, while Rei and Akari were chatting outside, he could notice people walking by, looking at Kamado’s bald spot, and snickering. The spot had only gotten bigger. And Kamado looked so confused as to why everyone thought something was funny. But Rei wasn’t going to tell Kamado.

It only got funnier when Kamado looked even more confused when he saw young children trying to get to high places to look at the back of Kamado’s head. Rei had to bite his tongue to stop himself from bursting out laughing. But soon the realisation dawned on Kamado, and he quickly ran back to his office in embarrassment, muttering things questioning how people found out. 

The next day Rei was told to go to Kamado’s office. 

Rei quickly went there and did his best to act innocent and like nothing was wrong.

“Survey corp Rei. Rank 8. Savior of Hisui as we know it, and possibly the world. Why are people snickering and looking at the back of my head?” Kamado questioned. Acting very serious.

“I… have no clue whatsoever, Commander. How would I know? I study pokemon, not people.” Rei responded.

“… Rei. The whole village knows what I have dreaded them knowing. And you were the only person who saw me recently at a moment where you would have noticed it the other day in the photo booth. Why did you do this, Rei?” Kamado said, seeing through Rei’s lie.

“… to be fair you did exile me off of suspicion and assumptions before and I am petty.”

“I said I was sorry! I gave you your rank back. We even held a festival for you!” Kamado said, sounding exhausted, defeated, and embarrassed.

“You thought that would stop me?”

“… just. Ugh! I’m going to give you money to buy me a hat. I don’t care what it looks like, just get me a hat back here by the end of the day.” Kamado said, giving Rei enough money to buy Kamado a hat, that was possible Kamado’s worse mistake yet. Rei was going to have fun with this. Rei quickly nodded and went to Anthe. 

“Anthe! Anthe! I have a request for you!” Rei said excitedly and mischievously.

“Oh? What is it? What kind of clothes do you want?” Anthe asked, confused.

“Commander Kamado wanted me to buy a bat for him and gave me the money to buy one. So I thought why not make him a custom hat?” Rei explained.

“Ah! I see. What do you want the hat to look like?”

“So, a black beanie, with a white pom pom on top, and the words “Old Man” on the front!” Rei explained, to which Anthe looked shocked then started laughing.

“Are you sure he’ll be okay with it?” Anthe asked.

“He said any hat, and he didn’t care what it looked like. He should’ve specified!”

“… I’m only not going to charge you extra because it is for Kamado and you aren’t wrong. Give me an hour to add the words on to a beanie. I already have a black beanie with a white pom pom.” Anthe agreed.

Rei completed some more paths of solitude in the meanwhile. 

Soon enough the hat was ready, Rei paid for it, then also paid for it to be put in a box and wrapped like a present, and put a note in it. And then he brought it to Kamado, went downstairs after giving it to him, and listened to hear his reaction.

“Hm. Let’s see this hat… WHAT THE HELL?!? I- there’s a note, of course there’s a note. What does it say?… “You said any hat. You should’ve specified. This should cover the spot! And it matches your colours!” … of course. I’m an idiot. Why did I not specify?!” Kamado grumble in annoyance and embarrassment. Rei laughed, too loud, and sprinted to his housing unit.

[ddivilove]

𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 | 𝐀𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐮

— “𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐎𝐘𝐄𝐃.”

marq's note: @al-haithamm , @sidra-29 feeding y'all a lot of azeru rn XD

To say your love was affectionate would've been a lie.

You two fell in a relationship only for one reason; to keep your pushy parents from asking you continuously if you were ever going to manage on your own.

Azeru had one job and it was as an ASMR youtuber. You respect him with all your heart, but respect was far different from love. If you two were being honest you'd both say you guys with be better off without the other since well.. You've never given each other that much affection.

One morning, you placed two cups of coffee down awaiting your said boyfriend to enter the dining room. Right on cue, he entered with not as much as any actions towards yourself.

Noticing that he seemed quite preoccupied with his phone you tried to indulge him with a conversation to which he just ignored. A hum was just the response whilst those azure optics stared only on the phone in his hand.

What was wrong with him? "Good morning to you too." You said flatly. For some reason your heart yearned for an answer from him which never came up. Pressing your lips together, you stood up and walked out of the room. Your heart hurt for a reason you never really understood. Was there a problem with him? Why the sudden silence between them? Ah it didn't matter to you did it? Why bother trying to make it a problem if it was only gonna cause a probability of your breakup..

Sitting down on the couch, you switched on your TV to ease your mind off your fake boyfriend.

A few minutes later, you finally heard movement from the dining room as Azeru came out. Your spirits rose when you watched him sit next to you. But those spirits fell once more when he once more barely paid attention towards you.

The day droned on and you two were eating dinner together. When he suddenly spoke up out of the blue. "How long do we have to do this?" The question stunned you as you bit your lip, stomach tightening in knots. What was he talking about? The possibilities of what he wants were infinite, speaking with a shaky voice you looked up from your food. "What do you mean?" "How long do we have to play pretend?" Azeru seemed bored and annoyed that he had to repeat it.

"Well.. Until I'm able to afford leaving the company I'm in and go somewhere else that my parents don't know about." You mumbled, not meeting those azure eyes that made you weak. "Why the sudden question?"

This made the male fixate his eyes on yours. The next words that came out of him made you hurt. "I'm in love with someone, and since we're in a 'relationship' I can't be with her so I'm wondering how long we have to—" Your expression must've cut him off because his voice faltered after he noticed your state. You took this as the chance to leave the room and return to your shared bedroom with him.

You collapsed on the bed as tears streamed down your face. Your sobs grew louder as you stuffed your face in the pillow to muffle your painful screams. What was happening to you? Why did you feel so hurt? You didn't love him, did you? Did you..? Oh.. You never realized your true feelings until now. Now that he has come to a decision to leave you. You loved him. So much that you felt hurt now that you know he loved another.

Arms wrapped around you gently as lips grazed against your spine. "Azeru-?" You tried craning your neck to look at him, only to be pushed back to the pillow.

"I apologize." He mumbled nuzzling against your back. "I won't leave." After a silence filled with his continuous gentle kisses spreading on your spine, he lifted his head up.

He won't leave... "I don't want to force you." You started only to be cut off by his lips crashing with your own.

Minutes later, the battle between you two ended with him winning as expected. You panted trying to catch your breath from what had just happened as he laid down on your thighs.

"You-..." His optics stared into yours. Enchanting you with his beauty. "I thought you said you liked another.." A laugh erupted from him.

"A small lie is all that was. I wanted to see your reaction." He said, a smile playing on his lips. "I think it's time we both make this relationship an actual one."

With that being said, you two became more intimate than before as well as more affectionate. All because you both accidentally fell in love.

akusupas:

@sidra-29 | @al-haithamm