#valeriy

[crescentrum]

more of these creatures...

[southside-sweets]

[dewdrop-writes]

Ik i post writing here but...since using our ocs in stories and so on seems to be accepted I figured I’d post more abt my Son Valeriy (middle). So as Imentioned he’s from Snezhnaya and has a dendrovision, which he uses to get by at first when living in a small, cold village. Eventually he works his way up to getting employed in the city and life gets a bit easier.  ANyway  -  he’s the youngest sibling! He has 2 older sisters. Sonya (right) is the oldest and has a cryo vision while Alina is a little younger than her and has no vision. They like to tease him a lot but they taught him everything they knew so he has a lot of knowledge in cooking, cleaning, sewing and so on.  He may look and act professional at his job but these two can easily bring out the embarrassed little brother in him <3

[orangesavannah]

So uh, this has literally taken me a year to finish. I started it in January 2020, worked on it on and off for two weeks. Gave up. Picked it up again only recently and somehow managed to crunch it through.

[valravnocs]

Valeriy (x)

[askmathiaskohler]

[ / Leon and Björn’s idle chatter is interrupted by the sound of a ringtone blaring; specifically an audio recording of the vegan teacher. With a sigh he digs his phone out, looking at it. ]

Björn: The hillbilly is calling.

Leon: What the fuck does it WANT we’re BUSY.

Björn: Hold on, let m-

[ / It’s safe to assume he answered the call. The voice of a stranger is barely picked up by the camera, as his phone isn’t on speaker; though he does eventually put it on speaker. ]

???: Y’all can hear me? Both of you? 

Björn: Ja, what? Leon: You’re interrupting my livestream where I out Bjorn for being a sex weirdo. What the FUCK do you want?

???: So first your dumbass is so kind as to FORGET to PICK US UP at the airport, you’re also doin’ that shit WITHOUT US? You fucker! Leon: What. 

Björn: What.

???: What do you mean WHAT? God, y’all are useless. All y’all! Val won’t stop bitchin’ about bein’ fuckin’ hot even though he’s wearin’ a trenchcoat in hot weather, and you overrated little twinks just FORGOT to get us. When I get there I’m going to rain hell fire on you two, so start prayin’. Leon: And you’re just LETTING him overheat? They say you’re not supposed to do that, people leave their fucking ape men in cars in the summer and they end up getting heatstroke, it’s actually really sad. That’s animal abuse and problematic. [/ Another voice comes from over the line, ] Valeriy: I’m going to pop your head like a zit. Leon: RIP AND TEAAAR

???: I hate all y’all.

Björn: You don’t hate me, Al!

Allen: I hate you the most. 

Allen: Now let us the fuck in! It’s hot as hades out here. And with god as my witness, if I hear this oversized baby complain one more time I’m goin’ to hurt someone. Valeriy: Shot op. 

Allen: SHOT OP! Leon: SHOT OOOP! 

Björn: SHOOOOTT OOOP!! 

Allen: Now seriously, let us in.

Björn: Okay, okay. I’m coming. Are you joining us for the stream?

Allen: Hell fuckin’ no! I’m goin’ to eat some authentic Chinese food, bitch! I’m STARVED!| Valeriy: I’m the one complaining apparently but he can’t go five fucking seconds without “Well goooo-lee! I’m just rootin tootin starvin! Yeehaw!” 

[ / Allen punches Val in the stomach. ]

Allen: I told y’all I was gonna hurt someone. Valeriy: Fuck you. Open the door. 

Björn: Fine, monkeys. I’m on my way.

[ / Björn gets up from the chair, and the sound of him walking away is followed by the door clicking closed behind him. ]

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[esolangs]

It’s all dirty when I look in the mirror. I wiped and wiped,

but it doesn’t help.

[vivirrins]

Bean's questionable hobby: playing GTA V and making oc's