#azula's

[princess-azulas-nuthouse-blog]

When will Nancy pelosi challenge Trump to an agni Kai?

[princess-azulas-nuthouse-blog]

Pro relationship advice

Be sure to thoroughly ROAST your man at the start of your date so you don't get food poisoning when you eat his dick.

[princess-azulas-nuthouse-blog]

Fuck the #metoo movement

There is just a #me movement. Just me. No one else.

[princess-azulas-nuthouse-blog]

Azula’s Blog post#764

Today Zuko and I went again to visit Jailbird Daddy.

It was much less interesting of a trip now that the hot felon in the cell next door has been released.  And so I was forced to do the unspeakable, interact with members of my own family.

Zuko is upset with the Old Man for failing to inform him of the fact because JailBird Daddy has been writing letters to members of the court who are secretly still loyal to him, thus threatening national stability.

Father is upset because apparently he isn’t allowed to write old buddies who he used to get drunk with while they bitched about their ex-wives.  “So what if the letters SOMETIMES include possible plans about your assassination.”

And all hell then broke loose because “No body bitches about my mother!”

Actually hell did not break loose because of that.  Hell broke loose because I pulled the fire alarm, ending the argument and causing Zuko and I to be escorted outside, soaking wet from the sprinklers, where we were allowed to told to go home...  Something I never thought I’d ever do as Fire Alarms are usually designed as part of a systems to suppress fires.

So long story short... I’m really really proud of myself because I did something I never thought I’d ever do in a million years!  I embraced my comfort zone!  Stepped out of my bubble!

I turned on a fire alarm!