#b no

[badassitron]

“…pssshhh, yeah, of course! I, uh. I know that and you know that. Everyone knows that! Fragging is how all the cool mechs spend their time off. I frag so much that when I go to the frag store they’re like, whoa! It’s Badassitron again! Cuz I’m there so often they know me by name and we’re old buddies.”

[nachosforfree]

Teacher: if you were hurt as a child you need to just let go of it and move forwards, that experience helped put you where you need to be now to succeed :), but no counselors are ever allowed to say that cause theyd get fired 😒

Me, with trauma:

[ballsballsbowls]

I want that useless moron to choke me out with his tracksuit-clad thighs

[trailertrashmom26]

[beeping on emergency com] Rex answers his com, putting it up to the side of his head "B! Are you ok? What happened?" [silents] B finely answers "come to Mars if you want an ass kicking"

[nerdytruths]

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pee in your car fu ckING JUST PISS ALL oveR IT no just open the windows and cover the smell up with mcdonalds B)

😨noooooooo b no b why would you even suggest that bbbb nooo

[trailertrashmom26]

Give them rockmonsters a Hive-Five!

[weedphd]

This is a tumblr mummy☠ that means you make some corpse really wrapped up!(≧ω≦) Send this to 10 dead people that make you feel well-preserved and don't anger the ancient deities! ∩(︶▽︶)∩

i hate you