Nov 5, 2019
The Mysterious Case of the Steamy Romance Novel
Something extremely odd happened today.
And by extremely, I mean quite possibly the strangest thing that has happened and could ever happen. Someone sent a copy of a...book, I guess it can be called, to the Breakfast Inquiry’s office.
Steamy Romance Novel: Ravaged by a Raptor
I don’t even want to know why, how, or who sent this. Let alone why someone was being ravaged by a raptor.
That has to be breaking some kind of laws, right?
- Miss B.