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Shout Out To All The Sanitation Workers Out There

Ya’ll do one of the most important jobs in modern society and deserve the respect and recognition for dealing with all us filthy animals.

#B.A.B.B.#That Work Life

Ten Things You Need To Do To Make Your Life Better!

1. Stop reading lists and get to work

2. Stop reading lists and get to work

3. Stop reading lists and get to work

4. Stop reading lists and get to work

5. Stop reading lists and get to work

6. Stop reading lists and get to work

7. Stop reading lists and get to work

8. Stop reading lists and get to work

9. Stop reading lists and get to work

10. Stop reading lists and get to work

#B.A.B.B.#Listicle is the worst word #Lists

The Work Out: Day 2-It Already Hurts

I joined a gym on Saturday. It was a moment of weakness and I wasn't thinking clearly. I was hungover and stank of whisky sweat and cigarettes and I woke up at 7 in the morning to take a piss that lasted too long. I stayed up. I went out for coffee. Half an hour later I'm online staring at a membership deal for the gym a few blocks away. Then I signed up.

Joining a gym is a foolish thing to do. Gym's exist to take money from people like me. People out of shape and either lazy or content enough to not doing anything about, but silly enough to think a monetary punishment will make the difference. My membership works out to about a buck and change every day for each month. Not a lot on the face of things, but it does make me consider the things I could buy that would bring me moderately more joy on a temporary basis

1 Comics.

2 Booze.

3 My list stops there.

Anyway, a buck a day is nothing. But only if I make it work for me. I don't have to go in everyday, or stay there for hours on end in an attempt to become a meat head. I do, however, need to make this investment work for me. Which means I have to get in there and acclimate myself to working out again. so one hour at a time, that's what I'm doing.

And god does it already hurt. My old, fat body hates me. And it should. I've been a dick. I drink too much liquor, smoke too heavily, sleep too little, eat too much of the wrong things, and sit still for too long. I've done this to myself. I'm a short, fat man waddling around with short breath and man titties that jiggle if I laugh to hard. And to change all that I've got to accept a little pain for the time being.

#Fat #B.A.B.B.#Still trying to B.A.B.B.#Gym #Current Weight:#201lbs

I legit miss getting my hair braided. Back in college, every couple of weeks I'd get a friend to commit to the painstaking task of making my unkempt hair look presentable. I'm tender headed so it tended to hurt from time to time, but it was an amazing feeling to have the work completed and then step out into the world ready to shine. Good times.

#B.A.B.B.#Hair #Corn Rows

Fall Off, Get Up, Keep It Moving

#B.A.B.B.#I See Significance In Random Shit #Do Better Fella

#B.A.B.B.#First In Flight

I have a fear of falling. Flying is whatever, but the idea of seeing the ground rushing towards me is a gut punch. It's like that would a lot of things in my life. This impending sense of doom that just lingers over so many things.

I have doubts and fears and I try not to let them get the better of me, but sometimes that's just too damn difficult. Only thing to do is to keep moving forward though.

#Video #Still trying to B.A.B.B.#B.A.B.B.#Fear and doubt #Tangent.#Falling #Failing #Keep on Pushing