Wally: Hey Dude! What’s up?
Dick: I should be asking you.
Wally: What are you talking about?
Dick: Rumor has it that you and Artemis (Dick leans closer to Wally and whispers) “kissed.”
Wally: What!! Who started that rumor?
Dick: I’m not sure. So is it true then?
(Dick’s eyebrow raises at Wally as the detective can tell his best bud is lying)
Wally: I…I…OK! Yes! It’s true!
Dick: Dude! That’s great! How was it?
Wally: Dude! It’s personal! Besides, Artemis would kill me if I said anything.
Dick: Ok! Ok! I understand!
Wally: By the way, where is everyone?
Dick: Well, the girls all went out to lunch, Conner is outside walking Wolf, and Kaldur took Roy out for some buddy time.
Dick: Yeah. That’s not what Kaldur called it, but still.
Wally: Ok. Great. Sooo, care to challenge me to a round of ping pong?
(Meanwhile, the girls are all having lunch at Betty’s Good Cookin’. The one place in the city that makes you feel like you’re at a friends house in the country)
M’gann: Ha ha! You’re funny Artemis! Just because you can’t cook doesn’t mean you can’t learn!
Artemis: Ha! Please! If only!
Zatanna: Well, M’gann can cook and you can learn.
Artemis: Are you implying that M’gann could teach me?
M’gang: That’s a great idea Z! I could teach you!
Artemis: Um. I don’t know.
Zatanna: Come on Artemis! What do you have to lose?
M’gann: Yeah! Besides, If you don’t learn, you won’t be able to cook for Wally!
Artemis: What! What are you talking about? Why in the world would I want to cook for Wally!
Zatanna: Oh come on Artemis! You’re not fooling anyone! We all know about you and Wally!
Artemis: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
M’gann: Oh Artemis. It’s ok. You can tell us the truth.
Artemis: “Sigh” Ok. Fine. Wally and I kissed.
Zatanna: That’s great! Tell us all the details!
M’gann: Where was it, how was it, and who made the first move?
Artemis: Woah! Woah! Guys! Seriously?
Zatanna: Come on! We’re your friends! Spill!
Artemis: Ha ha! Ok, but only a little.
(Zatanna and M’gann quickly scooted their chairs towards Artemis eager to hear every detail)
Artemis: Ok. It happened after Roy and my fight. Wally was helping me get cleaned up. You know. With the blood.
Zatanna: Ewww! Ok. Spare us that detail!
Artemis: Ha! Ha! Alright. Suddenly I noticed Wally staring at me intensely. Somehow I already knew how he felt, but I was too nervous or stubborn to say anything. I guess I wanted him to make the first move. Then he told me I had beautiful eyes.
M’gann: Awwww! How romantic!
Zatanna: Don’t stop! Keep going!
Artemis: Ok! ok! Then he started leaning in closer to me, and that was all I wanted, him to make the first move.
Zatanna: Does that count as a first move?
Artemis: Ha ha! It counts for me!
M’gann: Ohhh! How adorable!!!