#b00tyliciousconfessions

[b00tyliciousbabe]

wifey era?

GUYS!

i have found my husband.

his height alone. ready to be a trad wife for this new zealander.

brownboyfit is MY man y’all.

[b00tyliciousbabe]

❄️ ❄️ 🏔

snowboarder!boyfriend!oc who is from an influential and wealthy family involved in the lucrative winter resort industry, as well as owning a high-end line of luxury winter apparel that is worth billions. being born into such a prestigious family ensured he had a life of utmost privilege with elite private schools and fancy holidays.

an adrenaline junkie, he's always been an extreme sports enthusiast - skydiving, paragliding, mountain biking, and of course, skiing and snowboarding. his instagram chronicles his exhilarating adventures, the kind of content that makes people feel like they're wasting their lives.

guys go follow! @russianspacegeckosexparty

im reading and im HOOKED. y’all be prepared xx

why am i also thinking they’d have the best public sex? like it’d be so cold but sex in the snow would be iconic

[b00tyliciousbabe]

best friend!brownboyfit insists on being the one at the beach to rub sunblock on your perfect thicc body. As if your current bum of a boyfriend isn't right there. He doesn't care.

He teases you about the way you squirm from the lotion being cold, straddles your sumptuous thighs as he works it into your skin, leans down to whisper things in your ear that elicit giggles. When he gets to your enormous ass, he gives it playful little smacks and takes his time rubbing them.

There are other beach goers who have stopped whatever it was that they were doing so they can drool over the scene. They automatically think you two are together.

y’all know i don’t play about my man!! for those who don’t know, the adonis pictured is my husband.

he knows that he’s way better than your current bf and lives to make him jealous. it’s gotten so serious that everyone online thinks y’all are dating.

at the beach in your tight bikini bottoms, your cheeks are hugged so well and get both men and women alike turning their heads.

beach sex with him would be unreal.

[b00tyliciousbabe]

Boyfriend!OC, who's a world-famous rapper, DJ, and producer

FC: Dylan James Anderson

He's one of the most in demand in the industry, having worked with many of the biggest stars from Rihanna and Beyoncé and Usher to Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey. The man is a goddamned musical genius that everyone is desperate to work with as he always elevates whatever project he works on.

What's the male equivalent of a bad bitch? Because that's what he is, for sure. He has men and women alike losing their minds. Let's just say the modeling world is lucky he didn't go into that field because many of them would be out of jobs.

Thicc!Curvy!Reader meets him by pure chance at a high-end Miami nightclub that we somehow managed to gain entrance to because we know somebody who knows somebody. Plus, we more than met the beauty standards, so the bouncer waved us in while stealing looks at our voluptuous ass.

The second he lays eyes on us, everything else ceases to exist. He's performing that night and invites us on stage with him so we can see everything from his perspective as he works. Before we know it, he's asking us out on a date and showing us around this beautiful city we've recently moved to.

Word spreads fast as people see us on his arm, bringing us as his date to exclusive industry parties. He'll smirk and whisper in our ear that everyone in the room is drooling over us. He gets off on other people lusting over his boyfriend.

He owns his own luxurious yet sleek modern penthouse with breathtaking panoramic views of the city, and he basically moves us in so gradually and subtly that we don't really notice.

This man never allows us to even reach for our purse or wallet, paying for everything from dates to vacations to our self care days at spas. He insists on paying for our nails and takes us on shopping sprees at the mall.

That man insists on us sitting full weight on his face like it's a chair and will hold tight onto us so that we can't pull away. He's constantly grabbing, smacking, and rubbing on our bountiful ass. We tease him about being obsessed, which just makes his grin widen.

He doesn't give a fuck about the casual homophobia in the rap and hip-hop community and couldn't care less about the way his fellow artists who hold bigoted views think he's making a mistake having such a public relationship with us.

guys i have found the love interest for my bday fic!

everyone say thank you to my icon adam for this idea

<3

@russianspacegeckosexparty

[b00tyliciousbabe]

Hold up, though 🤔

The thought of Reader having a small dick works even if there's no humiliation angle. Because Reader is so curvy and thicc, with an ass that's sinfully fat and luscious, your partners are just entirely focused on that. So much so that your dick probably never gets touched at all but there's no need, because you can cum so easily through just your ass.

Husband!Joe Burrow never has to touch your dick and sometimes, in the heat of the moment, forgets you have one since he refers to your ass as a pussy or cunt. He's obsessed with how wet and creamy your hole can be.

DREAMMMM!

lowk tmi - ik atrophy is so painful but there a smth about not using your dick and focusing only on anal pleasure that has me feeling SOOO fem xx

#femqueentilidie

[b00tyliciousbabe]

Joe Burrow is soooooooo fine, it makes me feral 🖤🧡🖤

His white fangirls are devastated upon learning not only is he taken, but he's with a thicc black male hottie. Oh, they're absolutely sick seeing Joe lift us up on the sidelines to passionately kiss us while our limbs are wrapped around him.

You are his biggest supporter, cheering him on at every game, comforting him when he's stressed, helping him pull his head out of his ass when he's being stubborn.

You're his rock, his safe space, his home, and refuge when the outside world is chaotic.

Joe is an ass man, so you best believe that he's constantly loving on yours. He's known for his cool, calm composure. But your ass and body make him feral. He openly stares when you walk by, entranced by the swaying of your fleshy hips and bouncing of your bountiful backside.

When he's eating you out, Joe is like a man on death row devouring his last meal. And he's an absolute pro. The feel of his warm, wet tongue delving into your pretty hole and swirling and lapping around it is incredible.

During those times, breathing is secondary to Joe. He rarely pulls his face out from in-between your massive, jiggling globes. You worry he'll suffocate, especially when you sit on his face because Joe demands you not spare him any weight and to sit on him like a chair. If you try moving away, he tightens his grip on you and pulls you back.

A man, a good man like Joe, deserves a partner who reciprocates his love. And you absolutely do, especially in the kitchen. You're a phenomenal cook and baker, creating the most mouthwatering dishes from various regions and cultures.

Italian, Greek, Moroccan, Chinese, Thai, South African, French, Indian, you name it, and you can whip up the most incredible meals. You are happy to do all of the cooking in the household and post TikToks of your recipes.

It truly warms something deep within your man's soul to come home to lovingly crafted meals and a partner who truly gets him.

BROSKI IS SO BUFF!!

on a serious note, the press would have a field day knowing he has the sexiest fem boyfriend who is ALSO black! they would be on the front page daily xx

but he definitely takes the best care of you, is a clingy, and a yearner.

‘baby i missed you’ - him after being alone for five minutes.

yk he can handle that ass too, pounding them cheeks like there’s no tomorrow, finding sanctuary between them.

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Hear me out! But imagine best friend!Joe Burrow making all of your boyfriends super insecure because of how the two of you are so casually affectionate. You'll sit in Joe's lap, wear his clothes, like walking around in only one of his large shirts or jerseys.

girl they wouldn’t be able to compete with your handsome bestie, to the point where insecurities would eventually lead to breakups and the two of y’all getting so close he practically sleeps in your bed.

digging you out every night.

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Arón is that boyfriend who is utterly obsessed with his thicc black video vixen boyfriend's ass. The gallery on his phone is 95% pictures of your voluptuous ass and he's always grabbing or squeezing on it, like when he walks by or when you two are watching a movie. He gets offended if you sit on a regular chair when he has a perfectly good lap right there.

I NEED A BF BADLY.

this is the standard.

i just know he brags to all his friends too.